Yeah, happed to me yesterday. I was in a shop, looking around and suddenly it happened. This woman looked at me and I just smiled. She did not know what to do, just walked away. Now I will be the person whom she talks about all day. At least she will have something to say. I made her day, hurray for me.

This reminds me of the dinner party where the guest had some gas building up inside. It got so bad that he just had to let some out. Happily it was silent, albeit deadly. The host shouted at the dog and told him to get out, but the dog didn't budge. The guest was very relieved. "Oh, good," he thought, "there's a dog under my chair, and they're blaming it on him." So he let out some more gas. The host again told the dog to get out, but the dog didn't budge. Then the guest felt free to let out all the rest of his gas. The host said, "Fido, I'm telling you for the third time -- get out from under that chair before he shits all over you!"