The Onion: Reclusive Deity Hasn’t Written A New Book In 2,000 Years
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Personally I prefer "The Brick Bible". It is much more entertaining. [patheos.com]
Personally I think that he used a lot of Holy Ghost Writers and sub-editors, so much so that you have to ask if the work is really his any longer. I also suspect that he has been secretly publishing under other names, there are one or two books, like the Koran and the Book of Mormon, that have a look of his rambling style, with the same fairy tale elements and the blood and gore lust.
I vote you win the Internet today.