"The truth is you're the weak, and I am the tyranny of evil men. But I'm trying, Ringo. I'm trying real hard to be the shepherd."
Pulp Fiction

I say this after someone comments on my wallet.

Excuse me while I whip this out!

Blazing Saddles

The movie was awful but this quote is a gem - Captain Kirk in Star Trek V - as they are meeting the alien that Sybok thought to be god. Alien requests that they move the Enterprise closer so he can use it. Kirk raises his hand and asks god "Why does god need a starship?"

"This IS a tasty burger!"
Pulp Fiction

Elwood: It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses.

Jake: Hit it.

What we have here is a failure to communicate. ..Cool Hand Luke

“Man, that rug really pulled the room together”

From The Big Lebowski

"This dress exacerbates the genetic betrayal that is my legacy."
Romy and Michele's High School Reunion

Hard to pick.

"This is where mechanical excelence ,one thousand four hundred horsepower pays off". - Lost Highway

“Come vith me if you vaunt to live.”
Need I say more

"Aw, cannot get your ship out!" Yoda in The Empire Strikes Back.

I think of this one whenever I feel like I'm in an impossible situation. Then I laugh myself out of accepting it, and make a different determination on the universe, which does whatever we imagine, if we can ignore "reality."

Pioneering physicist Sir James Jeans wrote: “The stream of knowledge is heading toward a non-mechanical reality; the universe begins to look more like a great thought than like a great machine. Mind no longer appears to be an accidental intruder into the realm of matter, we ought rather hail it as the creator and governor of the realm of matter.

“A fundamental conclusion of the new physics also acknowledges that the observer creates the reality. As observers, we are personally involved with the creation of our own reality. Physicists are being forced to admit that the universe is a mental construction."

"Always with you what cannot be done."
Yoda, The Empire Strikes Back

Nada: I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum.

The train will come

"Power to the people, stick it to the man"
Captain Fantastic

"... an offer he cannot refuse..."
The Godfather

"It doesn't matter what I believe, it only matters what I can prove!"
"You can't handle the truth!"
Both from A Few Good Men

"This is not coffee. This is brown water."

Funnyl coincidence - I just had a tooth pulled, and over the chair was a poster with the 100 most memorable movie quotes. The top 3 were give a damn from GWW, 2 offer can't refuse from The godfather and 3 was could've been a contender from On the Waterfront.

I'll do whatever I feel like I wanna do. Gosh!

"Do or do not" there is no try. Yoda.
" Hello, my name is Inago Montoya you killed my father prepare to die." Princess bride.
" Wait till they get a load of me." Joker in Batman.

I just sat there. I just held Shelby's hand. There was no noise, no tremble, just peace. Oh god. I realize as a woman how lucky I am. I was there when that wonderful creature drifted into my life and I was there when she drifted out. It was the most precious moment of my life.-M'Lynn- Steel Magnolias

Mongol General: Hao! Dai ye! We won again! This is good, but what is best in life?

Mongol: The open steppe, fleet horse, falcons at your wrist, and the wind in your hair.

Mongol General: Wrong! Conan! What is best in life?

Conan: To crush your enemies. See them driven before you. And to hear the lamentations of their women.

Mongol General: That is good! That is good.

“Good idea”
Never Cry Wolf