Some years ago, my son was arrested and got stuck in LA County jail for a number of months. While he was in there, during one of our phone calls he said to me, “jail sucks!”
“Yes, I know, son. They make it suck on purpose. Not everyone has to get thrown in there to know that.”
I always thought there were two kinds of men... the quick and the dead...
I also like his quote "Thank goodness we're not getting all the government we're paying for."
My dad peed on an electric fence once. It apparently did not do too much damage, because he had four children after that.
I heeded his warning not to pee on electric fences.