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This Valentine's Day, why not be a little daring and try your luck? You never know - it might pay off! Simply copy and paste the following message to someone you think is so beautiful, wonderful and perfect in ever way that you're sure they'd never be interested in you!

Dearest Valentine,

"From the first moment I became aware that someone so perfect as you exists in this world, it was as though the sun had risen over my benighted life. The very air smells sweeter, and just knowing you are alive makes music sound magical.

I have never seen beauty such as yours, nor has wisdom so enthralled me as has yours. It is as though my universe was black and white, until you appeared within it and colours shone.

I know that, to you, I am but lumpen clay; a creature of no greater significance than mankind to the gods. Nevertheless, I hope each day that perhaps, just perhaps, I might one day prove worthy of you - for, were that to happen, my life would be complete and I would be content for eternity.

Yours forever, [Your Name Here]"

PS: Don't bother sending one to me; I've got thousands already.

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1

...I remember this approach
to communication between the sexes,,,
There should be
more along these lines.The
interaction itself is rejuvenating!!!!
Tanks

BBJong Level 7 Feb 16, 2019
3

There is only one small teeny weeny problem there. I don't anyone on this whole planet that I would possibly say that to, oh hold on I do. Just look into the mirror and say those words.

Jolanta Level 8 Feb 13, 2019
3

I recall telling my mom how nice it was that
for B-Day my boyfriend’s dad got his wife a flower bouquet-of-the-month subscription. My mom said, “How special. Now he doesn’t have to think about being romantic for another year.” She had a point!

UUNJ Level 8 Feb 12, 2019
6

Big Valentine's Day love to all those of you who actually read to the end and realised I was taking the piss with this one. ❤️❤️❤️

Jnei Level 8 Feb 12, 2019
3

anyone who copied and pasted ANYTHING to send to me on v-day or any other time of the year gets a reproach from me. i do not want anything copied and pasted. i'd rather have something from the heart. besides, beknighted is misspelled, gods are mentioned and the whole thing is more or less a bunch of sappy crap. no thanks.

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genessa Level 8 Feb 12, 2019

Read to the end and you'll see it's all a joke.

PS: "Benighted" is not in fact misspelled. [collinsdictionary.com]

@Jnei i did read to the end. was there something that made you think i did not? don't assume. also i did grasp that it was meant to be humorous. i didn't find it so, but i did grasp that intention.

i sit humbly corrected regarding benighted.

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@genessa Excuse me, I think your baby just threw his rattle out the pram. smile009.gif (Warning, this is a humour test)

@Savage i don't take tests to which i have not consented smile001.gif)

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@genessa So there's no point sending you the questionare about whether you found it funny. Or the film crew for the interview. I think I'm kidding, but been up all night so anyones guess.

@Savage up all night is no joke! welcome to my world.

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@genessa Quite normal for me, especially this last year. I'll sleep when I'm dead.

@Savage normal for me since... maybe birth?

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1

Yeah, could do that, ....then Kathie would give me "that" look, and want to know where her choc covered cherry's were, and I'd never live it down....she'd be like "listen to what dip-shit copied from somewhere......and was too cheap to get me my candy,....

I insist on Godiva, lol. Though the chocolate cherries are delicious!

@CarolinaGirl60 thata girl, know what you want, and when you want it. Choc covered cherrys our tradition on valentine's day for many years.

3

I've always wanted to work the word "lumpen" into a sentence. This could do the trick.

2

Damn that’s good. I wish I knew someone I’d want to give it to.

6

I sent one to Jesus, our Lord and savior

5

That's beautiful but a little much for my taste. I like romance but not that syrupy.

5

Just send it as a group message to all and up the odds u will get a bite.

jorj Level 8 Feb 12, 2019
4

Not sure how well that would work.

5

OK... Pm sent.... To you lol JK

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