This Valentine's Day, why not be a little daring and try your luck? You never know - it might pay off! Simply copy and paste the following message to someone you think is so beautiful, wonderful and perfect in ever way that you're sure they'd never be interested in you!
"From the first moment I became aware that someone so perfect as you exists in this world, it was as though the sun had risen over my benighted life. The very air smells sweeter, and just knowing you are alive makes music sound magical.
I have never seen beauty such as yours, nor has wisdom so enthralled me as has yours. It is as though my universe was black and white, until you appeared within it and colours shone.
I know that, to you, I am but lumpen clay; a creature of no greater significance than mankind to the gods. Nevertheless, I hope each day that perhaps, just perhaps, I might one day prove worthy of you - for, were that to happen, my life would be complete and I would be content for eternity.
Yours forever, [Your Name Here]"
PS: Don't bother sending one to me; I've got thousands already.