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I had a teacher ask me isnt hot yoga just about sex? I mean don't people like not even wear clothes? Well we wear clothes just not a lot of clothes because its 100 degrees. No, we don't fornicate at yoga. Not unless it's a really full moon and we just sacrificed a goat, but that's rare. There's just not a lot of goats around.

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Um, well,... there's kilted yoga, that's kind of hot...

bleurowz Level 8 Feb 26, 2019

Thank you so much for sharing!

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To the OP...

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that's hilarious. I have never met anyone who actually likes to do hot yoga hahaha

Hahaha! ??? I was expecting, "That's hilarious. Obviously someone doesn't know what hot yoga is."

You so taught me never to assume! ??? (Great comment ... from a hot yoga fan.)

@SeaGreenEyez ah now i've met someone who likes hot yoga lol

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I have a friend that's a yoga instructor, I've picked her up after one of her classes, and whatever the temp in the room. The women leaving after class are indeed hot. Since I'm an old goat. Volunteering as a sacrifice is a viable option for me.

Stevil Level 8 Feb 24, 2019
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WTF!

GreatNani Level 8 Feb 24, 2019
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They do yoga, in high temps. You need new teacher(s)

a coworker that teaches kids not about yoga.

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Ah dear friends EVERYTHING is about sex ???

Kodiamus Level 7 Feb 24, 2019
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I think you just disappointed a lot of people there.

Jolanta Level 8 Feb 24, 2019
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I had a girlfriend once who was a yoga teacher and she was hot. Does that count ?.

Moravian Level 7 Feb 24, 2019
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Not a yoga guy. My body just doesn't like it at all. Way to much abuse to it over the years.

motrubl4u Level 7 Feb 24, 2019
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Hahahahahahahaha

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Yoga...yes. 100 degree room...no! I'm also smiling at the vision of a room full of naked, sweaty people in some of those yoga poses! I don't think that would look too sexy.

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Sheesh. I'd love to get that person's take on nude beaches. Psh.

Love nude beaches!! Except the sand...lol!

@Lovemylife1 Yeah. It tends to chafe behind the prepuce. ?

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Hot Yoga -

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Cancels his membership
. Damn..

hippydog Level 8 Feb 23, 2019
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Don't show them this:

Is that hot goat yoga?????

@Al-Bundy_59 only if the goats are good looking.

That is possibly the best thing I've ever seen. Stretch and snuggle a baby goat?!

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LOL!! I take yoga classes, but I haven't done hot yoga. I don't like heat, and the line between hot and too freaking hot is very thin.

Do what's good for you

I am with you. I'd melt, but I bet my body and skin would benefit.

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I've wanted to try hot yoga.

Do it. Just come hydrated plus bring water and a towel

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