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Did you hear about the Explosion at the Cheese Factory in France?
There was nothing left but de Brie......

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16

That does not sound Gouda.

cava Level 7 Mar 11, 2019
15

What kind of Muenster would blow up a cheese factory?

15

I hope they had an evacuation plan in queso emergency!

Kynlei Level 7 Mar 11, 2019
12

The Swiss insist it wasn't them but of course their story has holes in it.

It still must grate them.

7

Put it down! That's na-cho cheese!!

Tinocca Level 6 Mar 11, 2019
6

Groan, more cheesy jokes.

Don't be that whey

6

Will it help if I Edam all up?

6

Please! Let’s do this. I love cheese jokes

How do you call a reluctant cheese eating bear?

Camembert....

What do you call a hidden cheese horse?

Mascarpone

5

I heard the cheddar from here

5

I hear they are moving their entire operation to Israel. Yeah, they are renaming their company to "Cheeses of Nazareth".

zeuser Level 8 Mar 11, 2019
5

After extensive investigation, the heat is on pepper jack.

@mzbehavin They'd better get the Feta police after him!

I hope they can make a butterkase against him than they did against the Swiss.

@RedneckProfessor You win. That's my favorite response.

4

Was it a 'wheelie' big explosion?

Triphid Level 8 Mar 11, 2019
4

Yea, i think it was done by a terrorist mouse that was crackerlacking.

Antifred Level 7 Mar 11, 2019
2

Vel tha veeta ver erry happy,....vey chered an chered.

1

I would expect a cheese joke from a Wisconsonite but you? smile001.gif

lerlo Level 7 Mar 12, 2019

I had to join the cheesy joke group ? besides look at all the funnies people have come up with ????

1

No whey?

1

I think you just cut the cheese with that joke.

Sticks48 Level 9 Mar 11, 2019

Nawww not me ???

1

<groan>

Rustee Level 7 Mar 11, 2019
1

if and ear of corn were corny _____ (what) would be cheesy?

Antifred Level 7 Mar 11, 2019

Liberty help ring bells where this cheese is found?

just Phil-a-delphia in the blank cream, please.

1

Colby Jack... I got nothing.

JoeVZ Level 4 Mar 11, 2019

@mzbehavin bleu...it was France, remember?

0

People died.

RodLisht Level 4 Mar 12, 2019
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