Ignore not her fault her manager is forcing them

I try to ignore most of them. For some reason I can't ignore the homeless people that give me a God bless after I give them food. I immediately tell them I do not believe in God and I give you food because I'm a decent person not because I believe in any religion.

Have some fun with it. Try saying "I feel like I am being blessed right now, where is the restroom?" or "I can't tell if it is a blessing or if there is a toad in my shoe", or "yes, hasn't satan blessed us with such a wonderfully warm day?"

Almost wish I had 'emergency' copies to hand out in situations like yours. [goo.gl]

Maybe ask who they're talking about? Then choose a god that isn't that one (probably they'll say Jesus), then say something like "May Zeus strike you down for your blasphemy!"

Yes indeed, my time is too valuable to waste on such BS, as is yours!

YES!

Reply, "Praise Odin!" loudly, or offer to sacrifice a goat to insure her happiness.

They can bless me in their heads all they like. Same magic beans.

Bringing it into the open? Makes me want to say something equally bizarre back.

"I hope you aren't abducted by Aliens today" comes to mind. ???

Last time I got hit with the "god bless you" on checkout, I was taken aback. Here I was, being affable and making this woman laugh, and as she hands me my receipt she utters those three eye-rolling words.

It took me a second, and I know there was an awkward pause where I just kind of looked at her.

Then I just said, "Uhh ... no thanks" and left.

How can we know until we find out what she transformed into?

You should learn to be more tolerant of the mentally challenged!

Absolutely!