She was a very pleasant woman; we got on well and had a nice chat.

@Jnei That's nice.

@Sticks48 Anyone who gives cups of tea to hot, thirsty cyclists is fundamentally OK

"Pharmavore" - I like that!

@Jnei well, it's a fairly accurate representation of my 20's. And a reasonable chunk of my 30's. I'm all clean living and stuff now - on the rare occasion that a bit of puff comes my way, I have to be very gentle otherwise it feels like someone stole my skeleton.

Normally, I don't talk to dogs - but I was assured this one thinks he's a cat, so I made allowances.

@Jnei I can be out and about anywhere and dogs naturally pull across to me - they seem to know who likes them

@ShadowAmicus They do the same to me, so apparently they don't!

@Jnei bet you do really . don't think you could hurt any living thing, except possibly another human

@ShadowAmicus I wouldn't hurt one, no - I'd just prefer them to stay away from me!

@Jnei must simply be your attractive personality

@ShadowAmicus Or maybe I smell like another dog's arse?

@Jnei yeah - perhaps you should give that bike saddle a wipe over

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