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How does one become a GOD ?
Could it be done online?
Gonline ?
All prayers and petitions answered
$1 to worship
Only one rule, mine?

By Tooreen7
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This guy might be able to help, I haven't got a phone number or email but this is his postal address

Kim Jong Un - 3rd Supreme Leader Of North Korea
Presidential Palace
Residence No55
Ryongsong.
North Korea

ipdg77 Level 8 Apr 6, 2019
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You're too late:

[vaticannews.va]

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You are too late, there is already a god online, it is called Google.

[thechurchofgoogle.org]

icolan Level 7 Apr 4, 2019
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A god - a cult leader - or a televangelist?

All require a complete lack of common decency, toxic narcissism and total hatred of human beings.

That's marriage your thinking of

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I am a God. Prove otherwise.

I have seen it written

@Antifred piss poor effort so far by most all of us then

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I'm God. Guys tell me all the time, oh my God!

zesty Level 7 Apr 3, 2019

I believe, monotheism becomes you

@Tooreen No monotheism, these are my lovers having sex with me.

@zesty I hope you get to return the favor

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It won't work "Have I not told you, Ye are all Gods?" John 10:34, Psalms 82:6 Besides $1 isn't enough. Look what Tony Robbins charges and start there. The more you charge the more people value it.
This is why I can give out so much sage advice on this site and no one cares because its free.

I could use an advisor in my kingdom and Seminarian 1: 01 doth say sage advice is free be the hokey

@Tooreen You some kind of religious nutcase?

@zesty nutcase yes hahaha

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Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A

Unbound Level 2 Apr 3, 2019

A game cheat! Good one! Old school too! LOL!!!

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Nothing ventured, nothing gained.

jlynn37 Level 8 Apr 3, 2019

Exactly bth

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No, thank you.

KKGator Level 9 Apr 3, 2019

I shall cast you into the depths

@Tooreen I ain't skeered. I can go lower than the "depths". I have my own shovel.

@KKGator a rebel in paradise

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