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I couldn’t resist posting this:
When we drink we get drunk. When we get drunk we go to sleep. When we go to sleep we commit no sin. When we commit no sin we go to heaven. So let’s all get drunk and go to heaven.

By Trajan618
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I throw midgets off of bridges when I drink.....sucks, because we are running out of midgets where I live....

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I do not get sleepy when I drink. I actually have trouble getting to sleep and if I do it is a bad nite!

ToolGuy Level 7 Apr 13, 2019

It affects different people differently.

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Ahhh my friend, your logic is flawed !!!!!!.... The party is at hell !!!! ????

IamNobody Level 8 Apr 13, 2019
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What could possibly go wrong?

Nothing as long as you have plenty of time to sleep off the hangover. ???

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The problem is what they do before they go to sleep.

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An oldie but a goody!

johnprytz Level 7 Apr 13, 2019
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Missed your homespun philosophy Trajan. Where have you been ?

Moravian Level 7 Apr 13, 2019
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Pass. Heaven sounds awful.

GinaMaria Level 7 Apr 12, 2019

Should be better than hell though. ???

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Sometimes people get drunk and shit their pants. Just sayin'.

Damn, thats a sin too?!? Lol

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False logic. When we get drunk we go to sleep? Not always. People get drunk, drive and hurt people, commit violent acts, and can do many bad things before sleep. So, no a world of drunk people won't improve things or guarantee heaven.

David1955 Level 7 Apr 12, 2019
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the problems happen between getting drunk & getting to sleep.

That could be a problem. ???

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Sounds like a kind of Irish mantra.

cava Level 7 Apr 12, 2019
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When I drink, I commit way too many sins before I go to sleep!

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According to the OT, getting drunk is a sin. And even The Man said "be not given to wine".

Didn't he supposedly turn water into wine. He wants Christians to be drunk and sin.

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