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So, I work in a retail pharmacy. Today I met a new customer who just took the cake on the weirdest weirdo all month. He proceeded to tell me in the 15 minutes we were speaking (keep in mind, I remained professional and did not steer the conversation in any direction, only attempted to make him stop) Here are some of the highlights:

  1. He does not support anyone who is demonic or into witchcraft
  2. WItches and demonic people sacrifice dogs, cats and hitchhikers to gain powers but they save baby sacrifices for career changes
  3. All high ranking governmental and famous liberals or democrats are demonic witches who sacrifice babies on the reg..
  4. Republicans are the only godly folks, you know, cause Jesus was a GOP head
  5. Liberals and democrats who sacrifice babies are secretly being detained and shipped out to Guantanamo in large carrier ships
  6. They will continue to do this until all liberal witch demons are gone, the military is the one doing this
  7. Bigfoot is real
    8.) He has met one
  8. They are also demonic but surprisingly unbiased in politics. They are a baby born of a demon and a monkey
  9. the military also tracks the Bigfoot families, sometimes a rogue bigfoot will eat someone and have to be dispatched.

I hope this gave you as much of a giggle as it did for me. I really hope I don't ever have to deal with him again, he was nonthreatening but just very insistent on telling me literally every damned thing he could think of at the time that would make him sound as insane as possible in a short amount of time.

O_ophelia 5 May 9
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So sorry you have to deal with him. I used to work in the service sphere and dealt with many weird or aggressive clients. The hardest thing is that we should treat the client respectfully despite the nonsense he says or does. I think it's a little unfair to the staff of some shops/restaurants/bars/drugstores etc. I quit that job quickly because I felt frustrated after a few daily freaks. I was more tired because of them than because of the actual work. Now I work at home using only my computer, and it's a great pleasure. I even buy everything online, including medicine at Pharmacy Online US. There's a low possibility of stupid freak's interactions now

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It's very likely he's run out of folks who will listen to him and you're a captive audience which is why you were selected.

He knows you have to be somewhat respectful so you're the perfect audience.

Frankly these aren't the clients that made me worry. He's paranoid but he didn't mention building an underground bunker filled with explosives now did he?

He just has a ton of pet paranoid theories no one wants to hear anymore - so there you go.

Nodding at him is about all he wants. You do NOT have to agree with him. You can even say "Wow that has NOT been my experience".

I presume there is a counter between you and him?

And let's hope steel wire reinforced glass. If not, it sounds as though she needs it.

@bingst Honestly the tin-foil hat wearing folks generally aren't scary? I swear!

Very likely (and yes, I was behind a counter in the pharmacy and he was on the outside)! I get this a lot with the same type of crowd, lonely older men who don't really have anyone to talk AT anymore. He wouldn't let me get many words in on my side, it was just a lot of "oh wow" and "that's crazy" without trying to get him to continue on. I am 100% customer service, he never knew I sacrificed a whole baby just to get that job.

@O_ophelia I worked in a drug store 35 years ago - not much has changed. We had our regulars. Only back then if the weather was too severe we knew who could get them home. (Small town advantage maybe?). 😊

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Yeah...either he is bored af and trying to get a reaction, or he's having a "beautiful mind" moment. I suspect the latter. I wouldnt laugh it off as amusing. A broken mind is much worse than a broken leg.

In my more ignorant smartass days I would said something like "You shouldn't say bad things about demons...especially in front of one." Would have likely gotten me shot.

These days I'm trying to be empathetic about this sort behavior: it's a cry for help. That person needs mental health services. We really need something like a 911 for a broken mind like we have for a broken leg. Is 911 the right number to call? It's to not to harass him, but to genuinely help. Thus guy could end up hurting himself or others.

While I'm all for helping someone when they're having a crisis, this was not the case in this situation. Trust me.

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Any more, I’d rather listen to that shit than the expected stuff 😀 ..to a point. Thank you, though - that was a treat!

Varn Level 8 May 10, 2019
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So when is your first date?

We're married now, Bigfoot was the officiant.

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He forgot to mention the hidden alien space ship docking port built by the government in Antarctica. What self respecting loon forgets to mention the hidden alien space ship docking port built by the government in Antarctica???

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Was he there for his risperdal refill?

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Oh please. C'mon, this is old hat.

Everybody already knows bigfoot are born of a demon and a monkey. Duh!

What do you take us for, novices?

SCal Level 7 May 10, 2019
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Absolutely crazy stay away from him

bobwjr Level 10 May 10, 2019

I owned a bookstore for 25 years. I met customers just like that guy and sadly, you can not avoid them. They feel compelled to make sure you know every detail of the United Nations are sending secret troops into Ohio from Canada for a takeover, or the water is being poisoned with mind control drugs....ect...ect....ect. You just smile and add nothing to the conversation. After awhile,they are emptied out of conspiracy theories or another customer came up and you can say goodbye and hope they leave.

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Demented ravings of a lunatic. Back away slowly. He may have a gun.

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Trying to distill all this into something useful: Career change; babies. Got it, thanks!

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We all cross paths with weirdos like that every now and then...

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