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Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough.

After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, "Kin ya swallar?" The woman shakes her head no. Then he asks, "Kin ya breathe?" The woman begins to turn blue, and shakes her head no.

The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers, and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.
The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm, and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.

As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to his table. His brother said, "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there Hind Lick Maneuver but I ain't niver seed nobody do it!"

GipsyOfNewSpain 8 June 9

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I find ethnic jokes of any kind in very poor taste. And highly inappropriate for a site like this.

Point noted.

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Hmmmm. Where does this sit in our current PC correct culture? Just sayin’. Could offend a few folks from the mountains.

I am sorry but.... I live in the Past.

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I see you've met my kinfolk.

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Oh my god 😂. Stealing this!

Tsk, tsk,,,,,nasty........

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