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This also made me laugh today. Jesus lunchables.

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"This is my body, prepackaged for you."

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Looks more like a chicklet and grape jelly!

yeah...in a soda tab...ha ha ha...

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Looks like a tiny dildo. Pedophile priest cock! Just the right size.

zesty Level 7 July 8, 2019

Or a butt plug, maybe? 🙂

@MST3K Kids should be issued butt plugs before meeting a priest.

@zesty LOL

@MST3K For the little girls: chastity belts too.

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It appears to be a real thing.
[victorychurchproducts.com]

The Church of Mammon always gets in on the act.

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Pic won't load for me. Internet sucks. Does it come with Jees-its?

@altschmerz It finally loaded. My internet is just damn slow!

@altschmerz Earlier it was about that damn fast! Sometimes it just screams. Today, slow as hell. Guy I went to HS with had something like a 2.4k modem at their house. No, not 56K. Said it would take half an hour to load Hotmail! Yikes! Still can't get FB to load... wanna put the links on there about trump bashing fox!

@altschmerz After this idiot got into office, I started capitalizing his name again!

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When I read the title my first thought was J.C. shaped chicken nuggets. I was actually a bit disappointed . . .

"Fuuused."

"Parts is parts."

I was thinking the same...

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Hope the televangelists don't see this

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Religion In A Cup. Available by the register with your gum and cigarettes.

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Hahahahaha!

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A 'Sin and Snack' pack for the busy Faithfool.....LOL.

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Love it LOL

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I'll need a bunch of them...I've been a bad boy!!!!

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is it made in China?

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Jesus in a blister pack … Glutenfree?

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WTF

bobwjr Level 10 July 8, 2019
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Wafer & juice - cleaner than the alternative I'd think? Flu season sucks in a Catholic Church!

You think they Purell up there between sneezes or coughs?

Science makes Atheists.

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Is that larger package Fake Holy Blood? Does anybody know what flavor?

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It looks like the baby Jesus' holy binky...and it's salvation flavored!

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They probably charge extra for that

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It's not just for confession anymore.

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This looks like melt chocolate 😀

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Maybe those are the snacks I need to carry in my pocket when I go out! But then, I'd probably prefer a protein or granola bar.

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What's that brown stuff?

Either wine or blood, depending on the level of your faith

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geebush jeehobah yhwh ghostholes blood&body .....shouldn't there be two to share this "communion" delusion ? ?

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Respect!

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