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I am more powerful than God! Can your God pass the Sandwich test? Sit before a blank plate and try to pray for a sandwich! Then pray to me for a sandwich. I will immediately start putting bread and ham together with mustard and all the trimmings! Holy, Holy, Holy praise my holy name !

Coffeeman 7 Aug 23
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What about a cup of coffee with my ham sandwich?? Ra-man..

You'll have to pray to the coffee God! I suggest the church of Starbucks!

@Coffeeman Oh mighty god of all good and perfect coffee. Can you make me a venti mocha with no whipped cream? 😯

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Dear god replacement, I hope you’re getting busy, because the orders are coming in, and people are waiting... and mine hasn’t shown up yet.

skado Level 9 Aug 24, 2019

DOnT rush the sandwich artist! Did They rush Leonardo DiCaprio when he painted the 16th chapel?

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Dude, I've been praying to you for over an hour. Where's my sandwich?

You have to order in Latin! Duh

@Coffeeman Damn. Now I'm going to have to learn Latin.

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You could pray to Joe Pesci or to a milk jug.

Joe gets shit done!

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Make mine a Turkey on Rye with White Cheddar and all the trimmings. Chop! Chop!

On its way sir! Are you a webb? Me too

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G9ddamn tasty eating! Thankyuvurrymuch!

I'm glad you enjoyed it!

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They say God works in mysterious mayonnaise

That's too funny!

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Is that you, God of Sandwiches?

It is I! Can your God pass the sandwich test! Yea cannot survive on bread alone!

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