I am more powerful than God! Can your God pass the Sandwich test? Sit before a blank plate and try to pray for a sandwich! Then pray to me for a sandwich. I will immediately start putting bread and ham together with mustard and all the trimmings! Holy, Holy, Holy praise my holy name !
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Feel free to reply to any comment by clicking the "Reply" button.What about a cup of coffee with my ham sandwich?? Ra-man..
godlessinal
Level 7
Aug 26, 2019
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You'll have to pray to the coffee God! I suggest the church of Starbucks!
@Coffeeman Oh mighty god of all good and perfect coffee. Can you make me a venti mocha with no whipped cream? 
Dude, I've been praying to you for over an hour. Where's my sandwich?
UpsideDownAgain
Level 7
Aug 24, 2019
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You have to order in Latin! Duh
@Coffeeman Damn. Now I'm going to have to learn Latin.
G9ddamn tasty eating! Thankyuvurrymuch!
AnneWimsey
Level 9
Aug 24, 2019
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I'm glad you enjoyed it!
They say God works in mysterious mayonnaise
LucasfromGR
Level 6
Aug 24, 2019
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That's too funny!
Is that you, God of Sandwiches?
PondartIncbendog
Level 8
Aug 24, 2019
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It is I! Can your God pass the sandwich test! Yea cannot survive on bread alone!
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