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Name something absurd about religion that you can't believe people actually believe it.

UrsiMajor 8 Sep 21
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Page 1: Adam, eve first people on earth? Had 2 sons. Then wives appear out of nowhere. I tell people Cain and able only had one person to procreate with right? Lol you should see their faces and they want to tell me I’m taking that out of context. Lol

Oh, that? That's just incest. I believe that incest is possible. I don't recommend it. But I guess that's not my business....

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Jeez Louise, where do you want me to start?

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Mormons' magic underwear.

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All the zombies, but only one resurrection.

Virgin birth.

The talking animals.

The invisible sky monster watching you 👀.

All the calls for death, but god loves you.

God kills first born, but is pro life.

God hardens your heart, but gives free will.

Jesus was a Jew living by the law, Christians make up their own rules and say it's biblical.

I'll sum it up with this, to answer the question.

The whole is a conglomeration of mythological fiction that people have been brainwashed to believing is a history book. (Including myself at one time)

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That out of all the hundreds of a religions everyone seems to think there's is the only one that is right

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Virgin birth

bobwjr Level 10 Sep 21, 2019
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The Jew's exodus into the dessert for forty years and the parting of the Red sea...

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Pretty much the whole thing, I was always puzzled that people enjoyed Outer Limits, Twilight Zone, etc. and knew this was not real yet thought the stories in the Bible were! smh

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I'll accept the answers in memes... 🙂

I love this meme!!! perfect!!

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Immaculate conception is high on my list. Funny yet terrifying when you fear pregnancy.

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The talking donkey who could see invisible angels.

Musta missed that episode. lol

@silverotter11 Numbers 22:21 the story of Balaam.

@Fernapple I'll check it out. Is it anything like Donkey in Shrek? 🙂

@silverotter11 Yes a lot, but though the donkey in Shrek was very funny, it was not nearly as funny as Balaam's.

WTF?!? LMAO! I have often said the Bible is simply a bunch of stories that describe the various foibles of humans. Human nature has not changed in all this time 🙂.

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There are so many to choose from but that shit about woman being created from a rib comes to mind.

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Sin

JoeVZ Level 4 Sep 21, 2019
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Prayer

lerlo Level 8 Sep 21, 2019
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Hell.

Deb57 Level 8 Sep 21, 2019
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eternal life.

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Resurrection

bobwjr Level 10 Sep 21, 2019
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Most of it, but if I had to name one, it’s that they believe that Adam was created as a fully fledged adult male and then when he was asleep god removed a rib from him and made a fully formed female, Eve, with that rib. What sort of idiot could believe that!

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Heaven and hell...woman turned into salt...Jesus magically rose from the dead.

At age 13, I became an atheist when I realized the Bible is just a book of stories written by men.

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