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I want a Girlfriend!

JohnMaclean96 2 Sep 25
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Join the club but they must want you

bobwjr Level 10 Sep 30, 2019
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It looks like you should be requesting some clothes. Your lack of them may be why you can't get a girlfriend.

Deb57 Level 8 Sep 30, 2019
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Clothes. Words. Thoughts. EFFORT

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😄

JimG Level 8 Sep 25, 2019
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I want one too, but EVEN I know this won't work. (Full disclosure: I don't know what will work either)

I don't know everything, but I do know that on Agnostic a shirtless bathroom selfie and a limited bio won't get it done.....

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But... do women want you?

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Shirtless photos are the hallmark of a douchebag.

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My poor deceased father when I was but a lad, said make a wish in one hand and shiite in the other and see which one gets filled first. Wasnt kind and I didn't get it at first, since I was so young. But I think that's what everyone here is saying.

Smart Dad... Mine said the same thing!

@RiverRick lol yea my dad grew up poor. He didnt suffer fools.

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Bro we ain't stopping you.

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Well, best of luck with that. Btw does your wife know you're looking for one?

1of5 Level 8 Sep 25, 2019
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Spread the word that you're due to inherit millions of Somoleons. That will draw em like flies to a picnic!
Or, enroll in a community college. The average community college student is a 30 yr-old divorced, or single female. And many try to re-live their high school years while at community college. Which means they are man-hungry. So, broaden your education, and you'll be surprised at how much your dating life improves!

geeze is community college so bad in the states?? And also, 30 years old is not actually old I am not sure why you talk of 30 year olds as if they are over the hill and dying. heh

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Me too

bobwjr Level 10 Sep 25, 2019
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So do I!

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You seem to be doing all the right things that they like around here...

_ Shirtless photo - CHECK!

(Bonus points for photo in the bathroom!)

_Limited Bio - CHECK!

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Go ahead and get one.

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