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What's the silliest thing that ever occurred while you were "making love"? In my case, during my junior year of college, we students had to attend an extended weekend living off the land at "Camp Wapalanne" (pronounced Wop-A-LON-eee) in New Jersey's Stokes State Forest. A girl named Lynette and I wandered away from the campfire one night and started making out on a lakeside dock. I was ridiculously inexperienced at the time, and clearly she was not. So, when I clumsily stayed fixated manipulating her left breast, she tolerated it for a good while, then she aggressively took my face in both her hands and said, "Robby, dear . . . I have two breasts and one is feeling very lonely tonight!" Thanks, Lynette, for the anatomy lesson.

Rob48 7 Sep 25
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Getting a blow job on a picnic table bench on Waikiki and a guy comes up to me and asks if I have a light (match for his cigarette).

During the "act" the radio was on and there was a report of Idi Amin fathering one of his tens of children which I thought was a coincidental report given the act I was involved in.

Not sure if you'd consider being called the wrong name in bed three times by two different women silly but it's startling. One was cheating on a boyfriend I didnt know about, and the other one had never been with anyone but her husband (the 2nd time she did it was enough)

lerlo Level 8 Sep 25, 2019
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I was doing a 69 with a girlfriend. She was on top. I was looking up at her [very nice, tight, 30-year-old] ass when her butthole when it winked at me. I have seen a fart.

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Getting accosted by cops, while parked on deserted 'lovers lanes'. That happened to me twice, as a teen. One cop just grinned, and told us we "couldn't do that here!". The other time, the cop warned us off with a disgusted look on his face!

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It happens when you are inexperienced

bobwjr Level 10 Sep 25, 2019
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There is nothing silly about aggressive men pushing me to have sex.

No one mentioned aggressive men in this whole post, besides you.

@AngryCelt75

No surprise that a man posted this making light of sex.

Since age 15, men have grabbed, accosted, catcalled, tried to rape me (two supervisors), ignored and injured me after I said, "Stop, that hurts!"

@LiterateHiker i'm so sorry that you have had to endure that. Not all men are pigs like that. i wish that all men would learn how to treat women right.

@AngryCelt75

Thank you.

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