It's not just me that he has a 'problem' with, it's all the neighbors around him since we ARE not interested in hearing, endlessly, about his belief system, how god and Jesus cured him of drug dependency ( though he still smokes weed whenever he can get it), his bisexuality and how they are guiding through his life.
4 other neighbors already have Restraining Orders out on him as do the members of the Evangelist Church he used attend, so I've been informed, and one more case of him trespassing on my property and, as the Police told me a while back, and he WILL be arrested and charged.

Hey, IF he ends up believing it then I can start charging Pilgrims Fees for the visitors it'll bring around....LOL.

Nope, Charlie...LOL.
But HAD he been resurrected I would have changed it to either Jesus 2.0 or Lazarus...LOL.

Way too many 'roos in the top paddock I'd say....LOL.

Nope, Charlie, the dog, never produced any off-spring so that is out of the question there and I haven't had nor owned a dog since the self-same neighbor decided, one Sunday, to take my other dog, Harry, for a walk to church with him WITHOUT my permission and returned WITHOUT Harry, ever since that Sunday, neither hide nor hair of Harry has ever been seen again.

@Triphid No I mean did your odd neighbor have offspring of his own you could let know - his cheese was sliding off his cracker?

Sounds like that boat sailed a while back though. (I read your further comments). You have one of "those" neighbors. Use caution.

@RavenCT No, thankfully he hasn't bred as far as anyone knows.
BUT, he is still seeking a wife, that according to his beliefs MUST be a CERTIFIED virgin as well since his interpretation of the buybull states that a MAN must marry a virgin ONLY.

@RavenCT Odd is how I'd describe a pair of socks that don't match up, this one is WAY, WAY beyond ODD.
IF we had squirrels in Australia then no-one would be getting any sleep ever, because they'd be fighting non-stop over a nut like him.

Nope, because he did it ALL to himself when he was a drug addict earlier in his life and has since proclaimed that God and Jesus have healed him completely.

Pour a bag of potting soil in the back yard and few paw prints leading from it?.... Halloween is tomorrow.

Hey, IF Charlie the dog had been resurrected, which he most definitely has NOT, I'd have changed his name to Jesus 2.0....LOL.

@RavenCT Shit, I did something similar in my front yard last Halloween, a few barrow loads of fine white sand and a hand-carved set of feet and left a trail of well defined footprints in the sand.
The whole thing was quite visible and stretched out for over 3.5 metres, next morning he was outside my fence proclaiming loudly that Jesus had returned during the night and walked across my garden.
Btw, the rest of the residents in our neighborhood call him " Mr. KGB" because he regularly does his 'patrols' of the neighborhood morning and evening without fail.

Hey, like the idea, perhaps I could call it " The Return of the Zombie Dog, lock up your bones, he IS hungry," ….LOL.

@Triphid Oh he's not right in the head. Be cautious! Folks with dementia can become violent without provocation.

We had a client - a women in her 70's - snap a phone cord one time. Which is no easy thing to do. In her case she was fine all day but after Sundown - it could worsen (Sundowner's Syndrome).

@RavenCT No, it's not dementia or anything even remotely like that.
As a nurse, years ago, I been around people suffering dementia so I know what to look for, etc, etc. AND this one is in no way a dementia patient.
He returned home here about 2 months ago ( he used to over to the coast for months on end PRESUMABLY to work and then return for a few weeks at a time) but we, the neighbors have since learned that he was placed in a Psychiatric Hospital some time ago for various reasons including an obsession with sharp objects, knives, etc, as well as ' mental breakdown' of sorts.
He was prescribed Anti-Psychotic medications to take once whilst in hospital AND after his release, whether he is taking them or not we have no idea but we all are keeping our doors closed and locked these days and even locking our screen doors as well at ALL times.

@Triphid Oh that's not good either.

That paranoia made me think dementia - but paranoia comes with a whole host of mental disorders (as you well know). (I worked in that field too).

Glad the neighbors all know too. That's all you can do is keep an eye out.