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So April Fools Day is coming up, and I'm sure reasonable people such as yourselves all know this. But there's always going to be "that one person, right?"

Things not to do on April Fools day

Physically harm someone
Pretend to break up
Pretend to commit suicide
Say a loved pet is missing or dead
Pretend to be trans and "come out" to your partner
Pretend to have cheated on someone
Pretend to be pregnant
Pretend to ask someone out
Pretend to have a miscarriage
Tamper with food due to allergies, intolerences, religioun, vegetarian/veganism, etc
Pretend to come out if youre not lgbt
Pretend to leak personal things (secrets, nudes, address, etc)

ErichZannIII 7 Mar 24
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Level 9

I haven't done April Fool's stuff in many years.

A good one for this year would be to tell your friends that Jesus had returned, then say April Fool's. Why not?

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Level 8

Those are all good examples. I'll bring my shocking pen to work.

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Level 8

No one bothers in the UK anymore really

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Level 8

Gracious! People have done those things??
Those would be "friends" to dump..permanently.

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Level 6

Steal a corpse from a morgue, string him up like a marionette, and pretend to be the second coming of Hay-seus?

@ErichZannIII it can be both. Besides, what if it is the body of a friend and they donated it to you? A friend of mine says I can have his skull when he's done with it. Just sayin...
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Level 2

Another to add: don't pretend and tell a loved one you have cancer, or other terminal illness.

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Level 8

I have always found humor about the news sites that have given talks about people who gave warnings about the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide on that day.

@icolan Yes, it is. The website dhmo.org says that 86 percent of Americans are for the banning of its use. 🙂

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Level 9

Common sense you would think?

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Level 9

Holy shit, dude! What kind of people do you know??
LOL

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Level 6

Pretend to fire people from your administration by using twitter.

LMAO! Good one

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