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What if the Devil invented Jesus?

This ridiculous claim is one of my favorite exercises in epistemology. Basically, I will just lead someone on in a conversation about their religion and what they believe, and then at some point I ask how they know that this isn't the case.

The thing is, if you just use the bible there is actually a lot of evidence ( that would follow from religious thinking ) and it isn't hard to find.

If there really was a "lord of lies" this would be the ultimate heist, because everyone who follows Jesus would be following a false idol, breaking one of the ten commandments resulting in eternal damnation.

Just pointing out any contradiction between the old and new testaments can be immediately labeled as evidence, and there are plenty of examples.

You can also focus on Jesus himself, and show how a lot of the things that he supposedly did are dangerously similar to witchcraft and dark magic.

For example, he controlled nature and raised the dead. Yet necromancy is one of the most shunned practices in literature.

If you are talking to someone from a faith that baned alcohol, then the story where he turns water into wine is a bit sketchy isn't it?

Once you have opened these reasons, you can just keep pressing them by asking how they can be sure, with the goal of forcing critical thought. One of the advantages of this method is that it creates common ground, something that you can both agree isn't true. This builds a connection that makes it hard for the person to just ignore you. Also it doesn't get personal the way it would if you just mention that other religions exist.

Another is that you can fight on their turf so to speak. Sometimes when you point out a contradiction in the bible they have convenient tricks to get around it, usually through abstract interpretation or just by denying logic altogether. When this happens, you can ask them if that is what the bible says or if someone is just made it up, or you can turn the assumption on its head and ask if the opposite could also be true.

Has anyone else ever used this or some other argument to try and force critical thought in someone?

Happy_Killbot 7 Nov 25
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YES

I call this an inverted Pascal, wrote it a decade or so ago.

What if all of Christianity is a Test like that of Job? What if God is testing the population of the planet to see who is so despicable that they would paint themselves in his own son's innocent blood to escape Justice?
What if, at the final judgment, those covered in the innocent blood of the Lamb are condemned for lack of morals and ethics because they scapegoated his innocent child rather than accept personal responsibility as his child tried to teach?
What if you have it backwards Christian?

How could you ever know with the perfect God conducting the test?

Feel free to copy and use as you might want.

That's brutal! I love it!

@Happy_Killbot Feel free to use it as thou wilt

Back when, before 2016, I used debate forums often. I have a file full of things like that because I did not want type them all out over and over.

I abandoned social media when it was apparent it was mostly propaganda for one tribe or another. I found this then, and forgot about it till it emailed me.

So I can do this

I have long been an advocate against domestic violence. Many years ago I was given a Magnet for my refrigerator, “The Red Flags of Abuse”. The magnet has been there so long I really pay it no mind. Today I happened to notice it again and realized a very curious thing. I will share it with you now.
Red flags of Abuse

  1. Acts Jealous and Possessive of you---
    “for I the LORD thy God am a jealous God”-- Exodus 20:5

  2. Loses temper over little things---
    “And when he saw a fig tree in the way, he came to it, and found nothing thereon, but leaves only, and said unto it, Let no fruit grow on thee henceforward forever. And presently the fig tree withered away.”-- Matthew 21:19

  3. Intimidates you and makes you feel afraid--
    “That thou mightest fear the LORD thy God”-- Deuteronomy 6:2

  4. Puts down your family, friends, goals, and dreams
    “He that loveth father or mother more than me is not worthy of me: and he that loveth son or daughter more than me is not worthy of me.”-- Matthew 10:37

  5. Does not respect your feelings or idea--
    “And if any man think that he knoweth any thing, he knoweth nothing yet as he ought to know.”-- 1 Corinthians 8:2

  6. Refuses to take responsibility for actions by blaming others--
    “And the LORD said, I will destroy man whom I have created from the face of the earth; both man, and beast, and the creeping thing, and the fowls of the air; for it repenteth me that I have made them.”-- Genesis 6:7

  7. Plays mind games and makes you try and feel guilty—
    “For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God;”-- Romans 3:23

  8. Controls what you wear, who you talk to and where you go—
    “Ye shall not round the corners of your heads, neither shalt thou mar the corners of thy beard.”-- Leviticus 19:27

  9. Threatens to hurt you, a pet, or commit suicide if you want to break up—
    “And fear not them which kill the body, but are not able to kill the soul: but rather fear him which is able to destroy both soul and body in hell.”-- Matthew 10:28

It took mere seconds to think of passages which qualify for these red flags. I would take little effort to fill pages with examples. The simple existence of these examples makes all the counter examples, anything of the goodness of God or Jesus, look like the behavior of a batterer the day after he batters. On such days many victims will say there is no on nicer on the face of the Earth, and that batterer will continue to behave nicely right up until they batter again. The Biblical model of God very closely resembles that of an abusive spouse or parent.

Think about it.
D.N.B.--2009
In one second

@Davesnothere That's a pretty impressive list, I might use these.

@Happy_Killbot Feel free to, in fact its this thread I ref in the post of that I just made. I have a lg collection of things like that, some short enough for twitter, some longer than the above.

Here

this is only good for the math literate.
Want to know what I found after reading the Bible a few times? That 39 Books + 27 Books = The Sq Root of -1

@Davesnothere MANifistation of the female spirit, ruach that is. Might explain the moodiness of the old testiment God thingie.

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What if mankind invented the Devil and Jesus...

Duh duh duuuhhhhh!

Shhhh... don't let the secret out, that'll ruin god's precious book.

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I have come to a place in my life where religious people and religious debate are no longer worth my time. If you ever get a believer to seriously question anything, you become the devil. They need to come to truth on their own, privately.

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I once saw an interview with a tea-total christian, who was challenged by the interviewer with the, water into wine problem. "Oh." The christian said. "But that was not wine you see. That was grape juice."

The interviewer was not quick enough to raise Louis Pasteur, or anything like that. But perhaps it proves that when once you swallow religion, you will believe anything.

Our pastors used to tell us that this was "new wine," with low to no alcohol content. Basically just like the Welch's grape juice we used for communion. Of course, there's no scripture to support this conclusion, but it suited their narrative.

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Lol I like the path way you laid out, I never thought of it like that specifically. I have heard arguments about how the serpent in the genesis story is actually the good one offering truth and knowledge and yahweh is demanding ignorance and slavery. Which I think is similar in a way to what you are saying in that it is viewing it from the inverse basically.
If I try to force critical thought on someone i usually just ask about all the animals on Noah's ark and how they think he was able to do that. First usually I ask if they think he grabbed a pair of boxers, a pair of pit bulls, a pair of jack russells, a pair of great danes, ...etc or if he grabbed wolves and after landing they evolved to all the other types of dogs. Than I ask about all the insects where the numbers become overwhelming for different species. So this forces a choice between unrealistic gathering of an unbelievable amount of unique species which is beyond logic or belief in evolution.

When the arguments you have to consider are beyond logic, then logic can be expected to fall on deaf ears. The secret is to expose the consequence of denial of logic, not the logic denial itself.

So interesting! Like how would you do that, exposing the consequence of denial of logic, in this example?

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In my opinion, "the serpent" is the one who told the truth to Adam and Eve, not god. The reason being is that they didn't surely die, which would mean to drop dead the second Eve ate the forbidden fruit. Instead, her eyes were open. Who lied? You be the judge.

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here something for thought, what if the devil actually is the good guy and he lost the so called war in heaven? just a thought. I still refused to believe in any god or gods but makes you wonder though.

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When I was younger, and Christian, I used to ponder quite a bit, who made God? Where did God come from?

Christians say something can't come from nothing, but where did God come from? Is there an endless hierarchy of gods and goddesses? I used to ponder if it was possible that Satan created the Christian faith as well.

It's interesting isn't it? Seems the most logical conclusion is to drop the whole convoluted scheme.

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I think you will find critical thought will not overcome belief because it is just that, belief. Belief can only be changed by the believer having a mind shaking experience to do it.
But evidence will never do it.
A lot of Pacific nations are in a measels epidemic at the moment and the Pentecostal? Church prohibits vaccination. When a woman's child dies from the contagion the mother starts believing science not her church.
On your original subject, I think the Jews invented satan as a balance to god sort of like ying and yang.

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That is like the old Greek saying of the perfectly just man will appear unjust and the perfectly unjust man will appear just thus god is the devil and the devil is god.

I think Frodo says something similar to Sam when they meet Strider in The Dancing Pony.

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One of the things that eventually led me to letting go of my belief in god was realizing that according to what I'd been taught, me and everyone else were basically worshiping the devil. After that, it wasn't too hard to wonder if god or the devil existed at all.

That's an interesting story. How exactly did this happen?

@Happy_Killbot It's a long story. Short version: One day I realized that if you considered worship as the things you DO rather than the things you SAY, then I was behaving more like the devil than god.

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I appreciate your enjoyment of that kind of conversation and the points it makes. Personally, the entire notion of debating or discussing the Bible, any other religious texts, any religion in general usually strikes me as an entire waste of my time. As for some of the sketchy things Jesus is alleged to have done, I have heard he used to fart in the car with the windows up, in winter, with the heater on.

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I usually listen to what missionaries say, and I read their literature. Then I ask for solid evidence that it is true. They tend to go to the Bible for "proof." Then I ask for evidence that the Bible is true. I also point out false prophecies and contradictions in the Bible. When they can't give good evidence, they tend to cut me off and leave me alone. 🙂

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How can one fantasy invent another?

Did santa invent the Easter bunny?

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I like that. I may employ this in sociology next year, when we are studying religion in society.

I would consider it an honor if you did!

@Happy_Killbot Thank you. An honour to employ it. Next time I'm at church I may drop it in the preachers lap! I love my work.... At times in my job I have to go to church.

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I used to be convinced that the Catholic church was actually a front for the devil because it was soo evil conning everyone ...then I thought Bout it all and realised teh devil doesn't exist neither does god and humans are basically scum

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That’s an interesting trick. I usually challenge them on accepting statements on blind faith versus using their own rational judgements of objective reality. But by doing that, I use my own understanding of epistemology and metaphysics to challenge their ideas.

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What?

Not true. If you say "ignored" you are not ignoring.

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According to biblical text if understanding original Jewish concepts of the Angelic host, Jesus would be the Angelic lord of host Lucifer the devil.

Word Level 8 Nov 25, 2019
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The devil is the scapegoat for the sinner Geezus.

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I've not used the "What if Satan..." point (a good one, by the way) but have used similar logical lines about Noah, Jews wandering around for 40 years in the desert (you can SEE Israel from Egypt...sheesh) etc. Eventually, they'll always fall back on the ''you have to use FAITH" argument! And that ends it all, doesn't it? (I always remember my Witness friend growing increasingly impatient with me and using the "Well, pam...you of all people know the continents were MUCH closer together in Noah's time" slightly nutsoid nonsense...and leaving me with my mouth hanging open.

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Used to long long time ago, but sonn realized these were such a waste of time and effort becaus you are dealing with brainwashed people.

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The jesus myth was started by jewish scripture, from hundreds of years earlier. Clearly described and called by name.

So, the dudes that wrote it were satanists?

Can we prove it one way or the other?

@Happy_Killbot Start with Richard Carrier. The expert on the historicity of the christ dude.

[richardcarrier.info] Review his publications. And then search youtube for his presentations.

Why the Gospels are Myth

@Jacar Even if we trust his authority, we still have to admit that he is getting his information anything but first hand.

Authority does not a fact make.

There are other authorities, such as every church which will say he is wrong and fight to the death to assert their views.

There is no way to objectively know something which is entirely based on fiction.

@Happy_Killbot He has been recognized for his approach. His first book is about the methodology for cross referencing hundreds of sources.

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Gods are not logical. I have found most of the major flaws of the book and Jesus and the Devil come out of the same book. It means I cannot use this argument. It is Peter Pan or Captain Hook.

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What if.... The greatest question of all

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