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FIVE THINGS TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK:
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  1. "They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen."
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  2. "This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the
    >Time management course you sent me to."
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  3. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the Whiteout. You probably
    >got here just in time."
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  4. "Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when
    >you put your ear down real close?"
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    AND THE NUMBER ONE BEST THING TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING
    >AT YOUR DESK:
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  5. Raise your head slowly and say, "...in Jesus' name, Amen."
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lerlo 8 Dec 22
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Level 7

I've actually heard the last one being used.
"I wasn't sleeping, I was just praying"

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Level 9

That last one will do it every time.

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Level 7

I fell asleep at my desk once and was snoring loudly. My boss woke me up. She was not pleased.

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Level 8

Or: “I wasn’t asleep—I was just resting my eyes”.

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Level 9

Had to steal this one! Thanks!

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Level 10

Funny but retired

bobwjr Level 10 Dec 22, 2019
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Level 8

Now I need to go find a desk to work at 🤣

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Level 9

Thanks for the advice!

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Level 7

I once had a coworker who successfully used the praying excuse when caught napping at her desk

GwenC Level 7 Dec 22, 2019
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