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What was/is your favourite worship position?
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TimeOutForMe 8 Jan 16
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BINGO! I got them them all today while working. Yes, got a full house and a about a dozen Heil Hitler's too.
Ah, the wonders of being an atheist in a room of 200 or so evangelical Christians.
First time today they didn't draw attention to a person in the church who should let Jesus into their heart. I'm quite a known person around college for being an atheist and able to destroy a good Christian argument at the drop of a hat, and with at least seven lecturers and support staff from the college who are members, I dare say they know full well not to try and convert me.

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I'll be looking out for these on Sunday. I have a church work job to do. But I've seen them all there, which reminds me to pack ear plugs...

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I was going to say: on my elbows, my hands cupping her butt cheeks, my face buried in the object of worship. This is why I like compact butts.

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Entirety inappropriate worship style!

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It depends on what I am worshipping.......😉

Bigwavedave I gather none? Or tell😊

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not here... the single blaster (pew,pew,pew). was pewed. with 1 arm on the back of pew, 1 leg crossed, right tilt. (double blaster is 2 arms stretched out along pew and head slightly raised.)

@hankster I used to stand up, my head lowered down, eyes closed, with my two hands arms stretched down, hands over each other and peeped and looked around from time to time. Everyone else was worshipping with all those different postures in the pic, saying things that made me laugh. I tried to contain it but thankfully everyone was "unto" their own noise and didn't hear me 🤣. I was such a rascal 😂

@TimeOutForMe lol.. that was more like a closing prayer position. the positions shown in the drawing we're way too far out for anything I grew up with. a very stoic and obedient Bunch they were. I should say we.

@hankster I was in the Pentecostal church so it was an all raising hands, just like in the pic or rolling on the floor speaking Abra CaDabra 😂

@hankster so this was my position - your closing in prayer type pose 😂. I didn't know what possessed the rest 😂

@TimeOutForMe i was in the C of C. 😎

@hankster you mean Catholic Church

@TimeOutForMe church of christ

@TimeOutForMe sorry. here in the belt ya know. very conservative, literal, no instrumental music. but lots of ways to sin. 😋

@TimeOutForMe no dancing except by married couples in private which is okay of course. I think as it relates to this post they would take the position that your relationship with God should be demonstrated to a greater degree by the way you live your life and not some physical performance or demonstration of supplicant worship stylings. it's kind of funny thinking about this stuff when I haven't for 30 some-odd years. 😏

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