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Being that April Fools day is tomorrw I thought this would be a good time for this.

Georgia Megachurch pastor Creflo Dollar has a 65 million dollar jet for travel. You have to be a complete moron to give this guy money. He was arrested a while ago for abusing his daughter. Another pastor said this: "I've seen midgets grow".

Yup... its all true according to these bastards robbing from elderly, infirm, gullible and well... just plain stupid! Watch this video link for a great laugh! Really very funny!

Oh, not to be outdone, there was a minister about 30 years ago or so that was featured on 60 minutes that promised you'd live forever if you sent him all your money. Even though many of his followers died. He had that covered by saying they did not believe enough. He owned 8 Rolls Royce cars.

I'm thinking of starting a Megachruch and calling myself Reverned Mike. Here it is: I'm going to pray over a Dime for 24 hours, so its pure and good. Then I'm going to send it to you and it'll bring you Gods goodness. Its100% free for a Love of offering of $25 or more....Oh wait someone already thought of that.

Oh...just send me your money and I'll have the Easter Bunny bring you some extra eggs or is that Jesus? I always get these two mixed up this time of year.

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Hilarious!
I tweeted the link to the video.

"I've seen midgets grow" funny as hell.

@valentine4real Oh, I don't doubt those healing stories, because I've witnessed it many times myself, know the people who were healed so I knew it wasn't fake, and have even done it myself. However, I thought it happened because I used "Jesus' name" and that it was "god's power" but now I see that anyone can do that. In fact the Bible verse where Jesus said that "whosoever" tells a mountain to throw itself into the sea, if they believe, it will obey them, it will (Mark 11:23) uses a pronoun that is all inclusive..if anyone or anyTHING tells the mountain, and the word translated "believe" also means both consciously and SUBconsciously.

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i know somebody who actually sent money to robert tilton. he's atheist now. i have watched this shit but always watched asking myself wtf and why the fuck would anybody follow or send $$$ to these jackasses

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Oh! He has been riding high for long while! Like trump...he keeps his base, by peddling another kind of allusion! They come to his church for the wealth building!

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