This story was doing the rounds of the Social media but some here might miss it
5 people were on a plane which got into trouble and started to plunge towards the ground at an alarming rate. Trouble is there were only four parachutes.
The five people were Donald Trump, Boris Johnson,the Pope, Angela Merkle and the schoolgirl Greta Thunberg.
Donald was the first one to pipe up “ I have got to save the people of America from Co-Vid 19” . He grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Next was
Boris “ I have got to save the people of United Kingdom from Co-Vid 19”. He grabbed a parachute and jumped out
Next was
The Pope “I have got to save the all people who are Catholics from Co-Vid 19”, He grabbed a parachute and jumped out .
Next was
Angela Merkle who said “ Something's wrong here ....there are two parachutes left “
Greta Thunberg said “ Oh dear, but Donald must have jumped out with my school satchel ”
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Feel free to reply to any comment by clicking the "Reply" button.I think I first heard this joke about 50 years ago only then it was a scotsman an englishman and the brain of ireland and then it was the brain of ireland that jumped with a backpack. Good jokes never die, and if you live long enough you get to hear most of them, over and over.
Cyklone
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Checking.......in hopes of being true.....oh well, hell.
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