Knowing you as she does, your wife has probably applied for the on-line PRC Assassins Course, parts 1 and 2;
and why wouldn't she . . . .

Foods having odd,flavors? Wife not eating the same as you? Excuses ;"I'm not hungry"? You go to bed alone while she's still up? Unusual sounds while you sleep,doors closing,hushed conversations?

I have a beard and like boats. I could be Moses.

Is your wife Asian? Is she proficient with knives and firearms?

I reject using the word god when talking about Cosmology. I find it better to use the words intended or unintended. Another good set of words are natural or unnatural. I also think it is audacious and futile at this time to conclude anything without evidence.

Yes!!!

Shit in one hand, and at the same Time pray in the other hand, see which one fills up first!!!

I rest my case for shit head ideas that defend god(s)!,,

LOL!!!!

I would be worried if I were you. I personally do know a few Chinese wives and they are lethal when angry, more than men, he, he.

Brilliant

And I thought you had a Chinese wife.

Sorry to break this to you Armin, but I can confirm she confessed and signed an affidavit last night in exchange for a serious tapping!

Does she cook for you? Is she cooking delicious food for you? Does she makes you mad and then blames you at least once a month for not supporting her, or understanding her feelings?
Does she accuse you of not knowing what is on her mind? Does she give you a honey do list and expect you to do them?
Here is your proof. She cooks good tasting food that raises your cholesterol level. The food might contain salt that may raise your blood pressure. You get tired and exhausted after completing that honey do list, and she keeps finding more of them for you to do.
Your blood pressure rises ever so slightly when she argues with you, and tells you that you don't take her feelings into consideration, or that you should know what she needs or what is on her mind.
She is a methodical slow assassin who is slowly killing you over time as to not raise any suspicion. You will die one day of old age because your heart stops working, and all that stress and slight cholesterol and slight increase of your blood pressure will contribute to your death, and she will also live longer than you as most women who are married outlive their husband.
As to that imaginary super being, I have no proof of his existence at all, just man-made fairytales.

Your wife may be an assassin and either a highly incompetent one of a very patient one that is biding her time before executing the coup de grace - - - or not.
At least you have some physical evidence for the existence of your wife and I hope you enjoy each others company until the fateful day arrives.

Can you post a link?