Sometimes it is completely incredible some of the things christians . . . Do . . . In this case, incredibly funny. Someone posted this photo on Facebook, wondering about the meaning, and I respond to it with . . . . "Here, take a look at this, and if you do not laugh, you have no sense of humor whatsoever . . . . [urbandictionary.com]
So I take it, cornholing Jesus has made him very happy . . . . Or maybe it is Jesus doing the cornholing that makes him very happy, it is kind of unclear . . . Or maybe they are just cornholing each other? ha ha ha ha ha!
The correct English is, "I'm a dad who runs on..."
Expecting proper English from these paragons of ignorance is kind of like expecting a crocodile to recite poetry . . . .