Lol, you are hilarious. Thanks for sharing ma'am.

Lmao

may your hopes always be your reality

@nvrnuff It's always in 1 minute with him.

now I am thinking of one of your previous posts@sarahroo29

@SilverDollarJedi We rarely see each other, so he's not had sex in a long time. Once he masturbated a few times before seeing me, and came before entering me!

@btroje Lol. Edging.

@SilverDollarJedi IDK or care. It's been over 1 month now... ?

Thanks for sharing, ma'am. Hopefully you will find person that will suite your needs.

@SilverDollarJedi Is there a pun in this comment or what? Lol.

@JayJackson suit vs suite.

@Sarahroo29 fixing it.

@JayJackson Oh, I thought it was on purpose.

@SACatWalker I'm really not joking lmao

Yes, video games are awesome! If only sex had secret pipes that I could take to get to the end like skipping worlds in Super Mario. Now I'm gonna have the Mario theme song in my head during the next session lol

@MsNobody DARN IT!! Me to.

Thanks for your comment.

Pun intended? Thanks sir for sharing.

Mutual gratification. Quality is more important than how long you can go.

England? Thanks for sharing.

long live the Queen

What a wonderful escape! lol

Or possibly Brexit. There is a buzz killer right there.

Me too. Tea and scones with clotted cream are enough to make me cream (figuratively) Plus the accent and history and...well Tom Hiddleston

Winner, winner!! Yes!!

Winner!! Thanks for sharing.

@qwertykeyboard Nope.

Wouldn't memories be better than a 'fix?'

Like riding a bike. Saddle up partner. Find a willing partner and engage.

@Freedompath It depends on what the "fix" is.

@qwertykeyboard Yeah it is legal there, but that's not what I'm looking for. I want the personal connection,

@JayJackson I wish it was that easy.

@tnorman1236 not what @qwertykeyboard, had in mind!

Hey now!! YES!! Thanks for sharing.

Lol, winning you are.

YEP and YEP. Thanks for sharing.

Thanks for sharing.

Ok. OK!! The "KEGEL" inclusion.....SORCERY! ! Lol. Thanks for sharing.

JayJackson, Love your funny comment!

For accuracy, I added: "I'll try more dirty talk."

Good thing I have high energy, useful with sex. High energy people don't give up and push for the summit.

@LiterateHiker Umm, I cannot think of a suitable reply... The blood has left my cognitive area.

Oh no! Now I have to Google Kegel. I hope I don't regret this

JimmyM, Kegel exercises for women mean squeezing the pelvic floor muscles. [webmd.com]

must be circumcised ,taking too long.

Older men spent decades trying to delay their orgasm. Now that's a problem.

JayJackson, In retrospect, my mental process was: "don't back off...don't back off....crap, he's backing off... that's better....

Glad I'm not the only one lmao. "This is an uncomfortable position. OW ow"

Thanks for the comment, ma'am.

Thanks for sharing.

Winner! Winner!!

YES SIR!!

I need some clarification, because i have seen this sentence over and over. What is good/bad sex? The difference between the two? Thanks for sharing.

Sorry, not going to give you jack off material. Also, it's subjective. What may be good/bad to me may not be to someone else.

@kiramea I think you may have too high of a opinion of yourself. Not looking for "jack off" material and its obvious that good/bad is subjective.

@JayJackson I have no idea then what you want. The only way to describe what you are asking is to give all the gory details, and that is something that I'm not going to do.

If you truly don't know the difference between good and bad sex then I don't know what to tell you.

@kiramea Its obvious that you don't know what to convey. A person can go into detail WITHOUT THE GORE. Something akin to ,"Its just a feeling" would suffice. See, now you know. You are welcomed. Look at" fauxname" comments for further proof.

Nothing to do with his age, its YOU that gets that motor revved up. Good for you both. Thanks for sharing ma'am.

@SACatWalker Be well ma'am.

@SACatWalker First, your pic clearly depicts what sex you are, I made an error and the comment wasnt directed towards you.

SECOND and most important is that you arent in a position to judge my level of thanks/gratitude. What MISERABLE person thinks that thanking someone for their comment is overdoing it? Oh, you are the miserable one. If you don't like my gratitude don't respond.

Lastly, I will respond to whomever i like and "be well" is a common retort to someone who responds to you. If your education or life has limited you and you just don't know, NOW YOU DO. Hopefully you will take this bit of knowledge and use it for your betterment. Thanks for sharing.

Yes!!

Zen state? Thanks for sharing, Ma'am.

Christ in a sidecar, that sounds like hard work!

@Palindromeman hey, gotta keep a little spice in going in a relationship. Amaxing what hot chocolate & cherry popsicles can do & do not get me started on metholated cough drops.

I think that i am in love...LOL. Just kidding or AM I? Thanks for sharing.

@SallyInStitches Yep, that is clearly where I went wrong. Well, a part of it, anyway. I must keep cherry popsicles in mind for future reference.

@Palindromeman lol. Has to be both... or sone kind of hot bev. Mouth gets hot, theres some fun, now mouth gets cold & the fun changes. Ooo its hot again...

@SallyInStitches I am so out of practice it is not funny. I know the whole "it's like riding a bike, you never forget" thing but I tend to think that's bullshit. The longer you are out of circulation, the easier it is to stay out of circulation.

@Palindromeman that is true & you tend to become a bit more discerning in choices. Lets be honest, if its just sex, that can be had anywhere. When what you want is a connection on a multitude of levels, that comes with time & familiarity & trust. &, IMO, its difficult to find people who are looking for more than just a FWB these days

@SallyInStitches True dat. My favourite conversations these days are with complete strangers. There's no backstory, no "how are you doing". Just clear blue skies. Don't get me wrong, I like a good shag as much as the next man or woman, but that deeper connection? That is gold. And, maybe by dire circumstance and fateful cock-up I'll have that opportunity for a physical hook up again. But I'd rather an earthy conversation and a glass of good wine.

Yikes!! Thanks for sharing.

Thanks for that mental image. I'm off to have a brandy and read some Proust to try to forget it.

Kinda like being in a ZEN state? Thanks for sharing sir.

@JayJackson Very like a zen state.
You're welcome sir.

Ditto. Focus on the feeling and enjoying it.

WINNER!! Thanks for sharing.