Just when I thought that Evangeloon was a dumb as anyone could possibly get, he goes and shows me different.
While planting some Hollyhock seeds in a few garden beds, Evangeloon looks over the fence, shows and ask me my thoughts and opinions on these new environmentally produced, totally organic "Brain Power Expanding" pills he just bought from a friend who makes and packs them.
I look and see a very nicely done, plastic baggy, resealable of course, with a very nicely printed and stapled cover attached with a logo, a bit of blurb about the pills and instructions as to how and when to take them.
" Directions for Usage.
Take 2 B.P.E. pills 3 times a day with food for the first 5 days,
Reduce dosage to 1 B.P.E. pill 3 times per day for 1 week,
Then continue with 1 pill per day until you notice a vast difference in your Brain Power, etc, etc."
"Guarantee, IF NO noticeable changes occur AFTER you have used the entire contents We shall, either refund your money OR sell another supply at a lower price."
Grinning from ear to ear like a Cheshire cat, Evangeloon tells me, " They're very very cheap for what they do, only $34.99 for a packet of 140 pills, I know they will work because I trust in them just like I do Jesus."
I took a look at ONE of these 'pills' and guess what, he has paid $35.00 for 140 Generic brand Breath Mints that have been re-packaged, etc, etc.
I suppose the up-shot is that at least his breath will smell a bit better.