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Agnostics, Atheists, Heathens, Pagans, Unbelievers, Sceptics and Non-Christians be aware, be VERY aware.
For, according to the neighbourhood Evangelooneytune, who unfortunately for me accosted just as I was leaving home to get my Sunday paper, it was revealed to him in dream, no less, last night that "as he is now the Prophet appointed by Jesus he must inform ALL that Jesus WILL be return on Monday, February 29th. of this year and He shall judge us all, the Gates to Hell shall torn wide open and into the Eternal Fires we shall be cast."
Well, I for one will NOT be holding my breath since this IS the year 2021, it IS NOT a Leap Year hence there will be NO February, 29th either this year or the next.
I guess neither him nor Jeebus Chrust can read a calender then....LOL.

Triphid 8 Jan 23
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Sitting where my computer is and looking through the window it seemingly occurs to me that it either may be a mere coincidence or, may be not, BUT at least 3 times every day of EVERY week since Evangelooneytune has been back in town, the local Policedo very slow 'crawl-bys' of his house only.
I've lived in the same house since 1997 and we've NEVER had this happen so often or regularly before.
Normally, our local 'Bobbies" ( Police) ONLY do regular patrols and 'crawl-bys' in the somewhat less than 'reputable' areas of town and the Business districts, so I'm kind of wondering Is there something about Evangelooneytune that they know that we are unaware of?

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You do have to admit that if he came on February 29 this year it would be a miracle. "Hey! Who added a day on my calendar?"

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Wow sounds like he's got plans. 😬

Please stay away from the dude. Sounds like a nutjob if he is starting to believe the delusions that have very specific upcoming dates, real or not.

That might be his way of saying I'm gonna go out in style come feb 28 midnight - and you're invited to the party.

No need for anyone to be concerned about Evangelooneytune imo.
No joking here but this bloke is so intelligent he has TO call in a friend to change a light bulb for him, he's still trying to figure out WHY his 22 Solar Panels don't produce electricity at night, why his car battery goes flat every so often when he parks it and leaves the lights on and that mixing 2 stroke fuel, for his Stihl brand Quick-cut Saw, that the ratio of 25:1 actually 25 mls of of 2 stroke oil to 1 litre of Petrol and NOT the reverse.
Jeez Louise, If brains were cotton wool he'd hard pressed to find enough to knit a pair of socks for a canary.

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Give the guy a break. All this just because he doesn't know something.

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I can’t . I have scheduled for my dragon to get his bath that day . It’s a long process and takes 6 of us to bathe him and 6 more to file down his nails .
I need to do his annual nostrils cleaning too that day , lately his flames are weak and not colorful .

Jesus will have to wait as far as I care .
I am sure he ll die again in a week or so and start allover in 3 days and rest of drama anyways . With Easter around the corner after february ( 28 or 29 small details ), churches are not going to miss that revenue .
Pass the basket , jesus has risen .
So and my dragon . Got to go . Good to see u T .
Tell your neighbor I will love to meet him . On a Monday if possible ? That’s when my dragon gets fed . Send him over . I got your back and u will not see his ever again πŸ˜‚πŸ¦‡πŸ¦‡πŸ¦‡

Boy aren't you full of piss and vinegar tonight! You go girl.

@Sticks48 rested . Slept yesterday . Slept today . Sitting in bed reading this page tonight , it’s 0530 and not sleeping πŸ¦‡πŸ¦‡πŸ¦‡πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Thanks.

That was fun.

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Uh...Yeah.....I'll be on the lookout....yeah....sure......

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Thanks for the heads up, will be on the look out on Feb 29, this year, might be hard to do, but I am up for the challenge.

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Did you tell him you were looking forward to it?

No, unfortunately I had return inside my house in an attempt to stifle a fit of laughter.

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Was he one of those that predicted a Trump victory

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Will he be armed???

No guns in Australia

Only with a bible and his very pungent body odour.

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I believe Jesus would be pretty much dust by now and hard to recognize. I mild wind would blow him hither and yon.

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Only 28 days and a square February too.

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Priceless!

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Quite a Ned Flanders, isn't he?

Cheer up, you could be living next door to a convicted criminal, who looks a lot like Charlie Manson from most angles, with a bunch of rotting cars in his front yard, you know, like I do.

I think I'd prefer a religious nut next door. At least I could have fun taunting him. (Bad David!)

Ps: you still buy a Sunday paper?

Yeah mostly for the Weekly Television guide and the crosswords though.

@Triphid you know they've invented this new thing called the internet, right? I think it might catch on, and you can find crosswords and the TV guide. πŸ™‚

Good luck finding something to watch on TV, by the way.

@David1955 Who's leg are you trying to pull here?
I'm using the internet and a computer and have been since around 2002-3.
Btw, there was a great Doco on the Black Sea on SBS last night.

@Triphid "Who's leg are you trying to pull here?"

It's called a joke, mate. πŸ™‚

@David1955 Yeah I realized that, Mate.
We aren't all dead-pan Croweaters you know....LOL.

@Triphid don't forget our City of (empty ) Churches.

@David1955 Don't you mean wasteful " Edifices to Religious Idiocy?"

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Ask him for lottery numbers, ...wait, better not.

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Julian or Gregorian calendar?

Gregorian of course since it replaced the Julian calendar.

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A yes, that Monday would be St. David's Day. Perhaps he should go and sing at an eisteddfod in Wales that day, but then again that would amount to cruel and unusual punishment of all Welsh people.

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Thanks for the heads-up.
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It's like he is on a downhill slide mentally.

Free fall from about 40,000 feet more likely....LOL.

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Ah yeah, here we go again....yawn........

Payback time today, dug out a cd with a copy of the " Their coming to take me away," on it, charged up the batteries for the portable cd player and fully intend to set it up acing in the direction of his and play the song on repeat for the whole morning.

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