Agnostics, Atheists, Heathens, Pagans, Unbelievers, Sceptics and Non-Christians be aware, be VERY aware.
For, according to the neighbourhood Evangelooneytune, who unfortunately for me accosted just as I was leaving home to get my Sunday paper, it was revealed to him in dream, no less, last night that "as he is now the Prophet appointed by Jesus he must inform ALL that Jesus WILL be return on Monday, February 29th. of this year and He shall judge us all, the Gates to Hell shall torn wide open and into the Eternal Fires we shall be cast."
Well, I for one will NOT be holding my breath since this IS the year 2021, it IS NOT a Leap Year hence there will be NO February, 29th either this year or the next.
I guess neither him nor Jeebus Chrust can read a calender then....LOL.
Sitting where my computer is and looking through the window it seemingly occurs to me that it either may be a mere coincidence or, may be not, BUT at least 3 times every day of EVERY week since Evangelooneytune has been back in town, the local Policedo very slow 'crawl-bys' of his house only.
I've lived in the same house since 1997 and we've NEVER had this happen so often or regularly before.
Normally, our local 'Bobbies" ( Police) ONLY do regular patrols and 'crawl-bys' in the somewhat less than 'reputable' areas of town and the Business districts, so I'm kind of wondering Is there something about Evangelooneytune that they know that we are unaware of?
Wow sounds like he's got plans.
Please stay away from the dude. Sounds like a nutjob if he is starting to believe the delusions that have very specific upcoming dates, real or not.
That might be his way of saying I'm gonna go out in style come feb 28 midnight - and you're invited to the party.
I can’t . I have scheduled for my dragon to get his bath that day . It’s a long process and takes 6 of us to bathe him and 6 more to file down his nails .
I need to do his annual nostrils cleaning too that day , lately his flames are weak and not colorful .
Jesus will have to wait as far as I care .
I am sure he ll die again in a week or so and start allover in 3 days and rest of drama anyways . With Easter around the corner after february ( 28 or 29 small details ), churches are not going to miss that revenue .
Pass the basket , jesus has risen .
So and my dragon . Got to go . Good to see u T .
Tell your neighbor I will love to meet him . On a Monday if possible ? That’s when my dragon gets fed . Send him over . I got your back and u will not see his ever again
Quite a Ned Flanders, isn't he?
Cheer up, you could be living next door to a convicted criminal, who looks a lot like Charlie Manson from most angles, with a bunch of rotting cars in his front yard, you know, like I do.
I think I'd prefer a religious nut next door. At least I could have fun taunting him. (Bad David!)
Ps: you still buy a Sunday paper?