Now sit right down and you'll hear a tale. a tale of a fateful trip - that started from this tropic port, aboard this tiny ship.
The mate was a mighty sailing man, ths skipper brave and sure. Five passengers set sail that day for a three hour tour - A three hour tour....
the weather started getting rough - the tiny ship was tossed . If not for the courage of the fearless crew , the Minnow would be lost - the Minnow would be lost! ....
Favourite lyric for the imagery: "My time is a piece of wax, falling on a termite, who's choking on a splinter." Beck: Loser
also all the euphemism in the Bloodhound gang's song: The Bad Touch.
Almost all the lyrics of Barenaked Ladies are really funny: like "I just made you say underwear" [azlyrics.com]
Best lyrics with rythm: Barenaked Ladies: "Chickity China the Chinese chicken....
Best rhyme that makes no sense: Barenaked Ladies: "I'd buy you a green dress (but not a real green dress, that's cruel)"
Sorry for the long post...
If I were joking, I would have to say: “I want your cray cray...” which is a song from the show Jessica Jones.
But seriously, I would have to go with: “You can go your own way...Go your own way...You can call it another lonely day...” ~ Fleetwood Mac (Although I prefer Lissie’s version)
But I also do use this particular line when Halloween roles around: “In this town - We call home - Everyone hail the Pumpkin Song” ~ Broken Peach