Now sit right down and you'll hear a tale. a tale of a fateful trip - that started from this tropic port, aboard this tiny ship.

The mate was a mighty sailing man, ths skipper brave and sure. Five passengers set sail that day for a three hour tour - A three hour tour....

the weather started getting rough - the tiny ship was tossed . If not for the courage of the fearless crew , the Minnow would be lost - the Minnow would be lost! ....

Some people wear their heart upon their sleeve; I wear mine underneath my right pant leg, strapped to my boot.

I have bazillions but here's the first to pop into my head;
"They say Goldfish have no memories
I guess their lives are much like mine.
And the little plastic castles,
Are a surprise every time".- Ani Difranco

Captain Jack will get you high tonight.

Well it’s more like spoken word set to a beat but I absolutely love this lyric:
“The reason there’s smog in Los Angeles

Is cause if we could see the stars

If we could see the context of the universe we exist in

We could see how small each one of us is

Against the vastness of what we don’t know

No one would ever audition for a McDonald’s commercial again

And then where would we be?

No frozen dinners and no TV
And Is that a world we wanna text in?”

Tiny Glowing Screens by Watsky from his album Cardboard Castles.

all i need is my leather
one t-shirt and two socks
i'll keep my hands warm in your pockets
and you can use the engine block
we'll ride out to california
with my arms around your chest
and i'll pretend that this is real
'cuz this is what i like best

The long and winding road...

Freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose...and what,exactly is wrong with that?! Works for me!

Where have all the noses gone?
Long time passing-
Where have all the noses gone
Long time ago?
Where have all the noses gon?

" I didn't snort the cocaine to get high I just liked the way it smelled" Ray Wylie Hubbard from Conversation With The Devil.

(queue music for "Hey Little Sister) - It's a Nice Day for a - Light Sweater- nice day for a -
CARDIGAN!

I get by with a little help from my friends.

We always did feel the same
We just saw it from a different point
Of view
Tangled up in blue. Bob Dylan

Favourite lyric for the imagery: "My time is a piece of wax, falling on a termite, who's choking on a splinter." Beck: Loser
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also all the euphemism in the Bloodhound gang's song: The Bad Touch.
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Almost all the lyrics of Barenaked Ladies are really funny: like "I just made you say underwear" [azlyrics.com]

Best lyrics with rythm: Barenaked Ladies: "Chickity China the Chinese chicken....
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Best rhyme that makes no sense: Barenaked Ladies: "I'd buy you a green dress (but not a real green dress, that's cruel)"
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Sorry for the long post...

"if it's getting hard to face every day, don't let it show" Alan Parsons

Tool- Rosetta Stoned:

It was so real
Like I woke up in Wonderland
All sorta terrifying
I don't wanna be all alone
While I tell this story
And can anyone tell me why
Y'all sound like Peanuts parents?
Will I ever be coming down?
This is so real
Finally, it's my lucky day
See, my heart is racing
'Cause this shit never happens to me

Love this song! I can hear the words ringing out as I read them, it's always that way with Maynard.

"We don't need no education / we don't need no thought control'

What have we done maggie what have we done
Pink Floyd

That ain't workin' that's the way you do it. Money for nothin' and your chicks for free

Oz never did give nothing to the tin man that he didn't (didn't) already have.

"..when the money's good
the Times you have
Fun'n'games galore...
But you spend your money
And lie in bed forgotten
Wonderin' what you did it for..
...no one came from miles around
And said "Man, who's he"

• No one came/deep purple

All of "Dear God" by XTC.

Its better to burn out than fade away!!

I could drink a case of you and still be on my feet. I love that song so much that I once kept hitting the replay button on my car CD player for 100 miles. Every line in that song resonates with me.

Nobody loves you when you're down and out. - Eric Clapton