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Is it wrong that I'm so obsessed with reaching level 5 that I would literally whore myself on the streets for those final points?

By Randy5151
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wait, whoring is an option?!

pepperjones Level 8 Apr 16, 2018
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Ha ha ha... Starting to suspect that I am on to something 😊😁

Post literally anything with sex in the topic line and watch your points swell (smile009.gif)
Or you can do Like I did and post the weirdest stuff you can find.

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Probably not a good sign.

GeorgeRocheleau Level 7 Apr 16, 2018
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Yes, it is. It's Level 8, 9 and ! 0, that is the struggle. Save your whoring till later. smile001.gif

Silverwhisper Level 7 Apr 16, 2018
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Whoring yourself on the streets isn't going to help. LOL

KKGator Level 9 Apr 16, 2018
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You don't know that lol

@Nickbeee It's not going to help with the levels here. Unless of course, you post about it.

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Wrong? No, not wrong. Perhaps a bit looney, but definitely not wrong.

Condor5 Level 8 Apr 16, 2018
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I hiked 6 miles today, cleaned a bathroom and a kitchen, did laundry...and transplanted my pepper plants....

But, hey, I suppose I should be more concerned with the fact that I've been here almost two months...and I'm still not a 7. Dammit.

This post really makes me what to limit my time here further.
I might have to make a rule that I can only post 3 things a day, like 5 posts, and comment 5 times.

yep. All things in moderation. My new goal is not to get to an 8 until 2019.

SkotlandSkye Level 8 Apr 16, 2018
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Cool, sounds like you had a fulfilling day. Wish my day went like yours did. I started the day by clearing out four donation bins for the thrift store I work for (I also drive the 26ft long company truck), and had an additional three pickups at private residences, so that equaled two full truck loads. After work I helped my neighbor, who had been strickened with cancer twice now, to assemble a wooden storage closet because she is not able to do that kind of stuff easily on her own now. Then, I proceeded to shampoo a good majority of the carpeting in my apartment. Finally, I got some spare time to mingle on here with some of those I would consider friends. All things in moderation indeed, I couldn't agree more. When I get past allergy season, I'll be sure to take some nice nature walks as you had suggested, and especially do some sport shooting which I very much enjoy. By the way, I'm in the same group on here that you are in (you know which one I'm referring to), so maybe you could spare a post or two from your "daily limit of five" to talk about what said group advocates? I would be most interested in hearing what you have to say.

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Is your obsession an obsessive obsession, or just an ordinary obsession? Am I being obsessively obsessive in obsessing over my obsessive use of the word obsessive in obsessively absurd questions?

irascible Level 8 Apr 16, 2018
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Good luck. I've been stuck at level 7 since I WAS 7... I may hit level 8 by 2019, but I'll also have to do some whoring (or as I like to call it... flirtatiously negotiating) to make that deadline.

Benthoven Level 8 Apr 16, 2018
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I was there not long ago, once I hit 8 I just about gave up. Now I just sail through.

It's like the last mile of a marathon. smile009.gif

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Nah, save that for level 8. LOL!

IAMGROOT Level 7 Apr 16, 2018
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@Randy5151 I think I'm about to hit 7. Ready the parade floats! Strike up the marching band! Alert the Governor!

@IAMGROOT Ha! I will join that parade!

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Here! Here's a comment for some points! And a like, too! Just stay off the streets!

sknape Level 5 Apr 16, 2018
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If I reach enough levels will I become "clear" and win an L. Ron Hubbard bobblehead?

BobbyJaan Level 6 Apr 16, 2018
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I don't know about that, but you would be surprised what I would do for coffee some says.

Rugglesby Level 8 Apr 16, 2018
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Bwahaha!!! I’m level 7 and didn’t even have to whore myself out!

Marcie1974 Level 7 Apr 16, 2018
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Me too I must be a natural !

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Make sure they respect you, while you earn those points.

Nurse-Quantros Level 7 Apr 16, 2018
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Post some memes, they add up quick and people like those too.

mistymoon77 Level 8 Apr 16, 2018
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Congrats on Level 5

joeymf86 Level 7 Apr 16, 2018
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Very very wrong. Seek help!

LimitedLight Level 6 Apr 16, 2018
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Haha, do whatever you feel is appropriate for the situation. I somehow managed to reach level 7 in less than nine days time.

SpikeTalon Level 8 Apr 16, 2018
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There is this great thing called "outside". You should look into it. smile001.gif Life was NOT meant to be lived staring at a screen....

@SkotlandSkye I don't mind the outdoors, the only thing is this time of year allergens and I are at odds with each other, so extended time spent outdoors can get rather hellish for me this time of year.

Maybe read a book?

@SkotlandSkye Oh I do plenty of that, love to read history and self help books, along with science fiction.

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LOL. A little.

I'm mainly just commenting to give you a little boost man. Paying the points forward? smile007.gif

Kimberlydale79 Level 5 Apr 16, 2018
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Honestly, if you reach level 4 before your first month is over....you are doing fine. I worry about the people who have been here less than 30 days are are levels 6-7-8....I mean....do they not have a life? Who posts that much? Do they ever get up and go outside?

I don't think worrying about levels is a healthy pursuit...it's NOT a video game.

Quality over quantity....

SkotlandSkye Level 8 Apr 16, 2018
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Levels and points aren't important, and I don't post much, but I can comment alot in a short span of time. I'd love to spend more time out in nature, but allergies often get in the way, and I'm not fond of constantly medicating. When I do get outside (mostly in autumn), I enjoy shooting sports.

It seems you think they are important since you are bragging that you got to 7 in 9 days. I find that alaming, actually. All I can picture is some pale, pasty skinned guy sitting in his mom's basement eating Cheetos and drinking Mountain Dew....

@SkotlandSkye I wasn't bragging. Alot of the points I did get were from up votes, and not so much on my part. Regarding the last part of your comment, way off there.

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Funny, I would be afriad i would freeze and still no points

kenriley Level 8 Apr 16, 2018
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Yes lol.

Nickbeee Level 8 Apr 16, 2018
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I hit Level 5 and I sprayed everywhere. The excitement was outstanding.

ArthurPhillips Level 6 Apr 17, 2018
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Yes it is wrong smile009.gif

Nomack Level 4 Apr 16, 2018
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I hate to be a bubble burster but you really should save whoring yourself out for a more exciting level. Ain't nothing special happening here. Still haven't gotten cake, balloons or even a congratulatory phone call (well, there may have been a phone call but I never answer unknown numbers). Level 6ers and beyond, help us out here. What level is worth selling your ass over?

Gatekeeper63 Level 6 Apr 16, 2018
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