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Is it wrong that I'm so obsessed with reaching level 5 that I would literally whore myself on the streets for those final points?

By Randy5151
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wait, whoring is an option?!

pepperjones Level 5 Apr 16, 2018

Ha ha ha... Starting to suspect that I am on to something 😊😁

Okay now that is funny. What a wonderful sense of humor. Sharp to the point absolutely excellent

Post literally anything with sex in the topic line and watch your points swell (smile009.gif)
Or you can do Like I did and post the weirdest stuff you can find.

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Probably not a good sign.

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It does give us a glimse of your character.

NotConvinced Level 6 Apr 16, 2018
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Yes, it is. It's Level 8, 9 and ! 0, that is the struggle. Save your whoring till later. smile001.gif

Silverwhisper Level 6 Apr 16, 2018
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Whoring yourself on the streets isn't going to help. LOL

KKGator Level 8 Apr 16, 2018

You don't know that lol

@Nickbeee It's not going to help with the levels here. Unless of course, you post about it.

That's not necessarily true. I love a good whore

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Me thinks you're just looking for an excuse to go whore on the streets. Go, have fun, and then make posts about your experiences to hit level 5.

FortyTwo Level 8 Apr 16, 2018
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It's a gatway obcession. First you're replying, liking, and posting. Then your inner He-Whore comes out and you're messaging, everyone who posts and replies. Pace yourself, remember to walk away, eat, drink, step outside, and don't forget to feed the dog.

pthomas59 Level 7 Apr 16, 2018

Does feeding the dog get you points. And if so do you get points if you eat the dog

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Wrong? No, not wrong. Perhaps a bit looney, but definitely not wrong.

Condor5 Level 7 Apr 16, 2018
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I hiked 6 miles today, cleaned a bathroom and a kitchen, did laundry...and transplanted my pepper plants....

But, hey, I suppose I should be more concerned with the fact that I've been here almost two months...and I'm still not a 7. Dammit.

This post really makes me what to limit my time here further.
I might have to make a rule that I can only post 3 things a day, like 5 posts, and comment 5 times.

yep. All things in moderation. My new goal is not to get to an 8 until 2019.

SkotlandSkye Level 7 Apr 16, 2018

Cool, sounds like you had a fulfilling day. Wish my day went like yours did. I started the day by clearing out four donation bins for the thrift store I work for (I also drive the 26ft long company truck), and had an additional three pickups at private residences, so that equaled two full truck loads. After work I helped my neighbor, who had been strickened with cancer twice now, to assemble a wooden storage closet because she is not able to do that kind of stuff easily on her own now. Then, I proceeded to shampoo a good majority of the carpeting in my apartment. Finally, I got some spare time to mingle on here with some of those I would consider friends. All things in moderation indeed, I couldn't agree more. When I get past allergy season, I'll be sure to take some nice nature walks as you had suggested, and especially do some sport shooting which I very much enjoy. By the way, I'm in the same group on here that you are in (you know which one I'm referring to), so maybe you could spare a post or two from your "daily limit of five" to talk about what said group advocates? I would be most interested in hearing what you have to say.

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Is your obsession an obsessive obsession, or just an ordinary obsession? Am I being obsessively obsessive in obsessing over my obsessive use of the word obsessive in obsessively absurd questions?

irascible Level 8 Apr 16, 2018
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Good luck. I've been stuck at level 7 since I WAS 7... I may hit level 8 by 2019, but I'll also have to do some whoring (or as I like to call it... flirtatiously negotiating) to make that deadline.

Benthoven Level 7 Apr 16, 2018

I was there not long ago, once I hit 8 I just about gave up. Now I just sail through.

It's like the last mile of a marathon. smile009.gif

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Nah, save that for level 8. LOL!

IAMGROOT Level 7 Apr 16, 2018

@Randy5151 I think I'm about to hit 7. Ready the parade floats! Strike up the marching band! Alert the Governor!

@IAMGROOT Ha! I will join that parade!

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Here! Here's a comment for some points! And a like, too! Just stay off the streets!

sknape Level 5 Apr 16, 2018
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If I reach enough levels will I become "clear" and win an L. Ron Hubbard bobblehead?

BobbyJaan Level 4 Apr 16, 2018
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I don't know about that, but you would be surprised what I would do for coffee some says.

Rugglesby Level 8 Apr 16, 2018
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Bwahaha!!! I’m level 7 and didn’t even have to whore myself out!

Marcie1974 Level 7 Apr 16, 2018

Me too I must be a natural !

But the question is would you like to have done that. I mean we all sell ourselves on some level

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No judgement, but I do want to thank you for the laugh today!

JustJan Level 5 Apr 16, 2018
4

What would your going rate look like?

fauxname11 Level 6 Apr 16, 2018
4

Make sure they respect you, while you earn those points.

Nurse-Quantros Level 6 Apr 16, 2018
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Post some memes, they add up quick and people like those too.

mistymoon77 Level 7 Apr 16, 2018
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Congrats on Level 5

joeymf86 Level 5 Apr 16, 2018
3

Very very wrong. Seek help!

LimitedLight Level 5 Apr 16, 2018
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I'm all whored out! 😫

atheist Level 8 Apr 16, 2018
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Haha, do whatever you feel is appropriate for the situation. I somehow managed to reach level 7 in less than nine days time.

SpikeTalon Level 7 Apr 16, 2018

There is this great thing called "outside". You should look into it. smile001.gif Life was NOT meant to be lived staring at a screen....

@SkotlandSkye I don't mind the outdoors, the only thing is this time of year allergens and I are at odds with each other, so extended time spent outdoors can get rather hellish for me this time of year.

Maybe read a book?

@SkotlandSkye Oh I do plenty of that, love to read history and self help books, along with science fiction.

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LOL. A little.

I'm mainly just commenting to give you a little boost man. Paying the points forward? smile007.gif

Kimberlydale79 Level 4 Apr 16, 2018
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