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1. I used to be a Republican.
2. I am the daughter of a sheriff.
   3.i was a stripper for the Department of Agriculture.

1. I'm A definite "nerd"
2. I am German born
   3.I'm a pothead

I’m a Captain and instructor on a Boeing 747 jet
I have a weird allergy to red meat
I speak fluent Japanese

I spent a few hours with Kurt Cobain,face to face.

I invented a special tool for nail technicians.

I have been to Neil Gaiman’s house for a party.

Me and my family lived in an abandoned army barracks with the bike club my parents were in, claiming squatters rights.

1- I'm working towards becoming a voice actor
2- I have two dogs
3- I once broke my leg in a skiing accident

1. since leaving my parents' home i never lived longer than 2 years in any one place.
2. i got my driver's license , aged 41.
3. i am ambidexterous.

1. I once climbed the second highest mountain in my state, drunk, in the middle of the night
2. Jimmy John, of Jimmy John’s Sandwiches, got me drunk at a bar one night
3. I once grabbed a baby just as it was about to be run over in a supermarket parking lot at night.

I'm British.
I did vocals for a death metal tribute to the first three Star Wars movie soundtracks.
I taught religious education at a religious school.

I saw something like this from a favorite game of mine. Life is Strange:Before the Storm...

1. Ferrets are the coolest little animals I ever met.

2. I have been to Geek Mecca and I know where it is. Or at least my version of it.

3. I will make a video game someday soon.

1. I almost hit a drunken kid Rock with my car, and called him a *Dirty Hippie" as i drive off.
2. John Bon Jovi bummed a cigarette and a light off of me during his set at a concert years ago.
3. I got into a pushing March with former American Idol Reuben Studdard at Hartsfield-Jackson Airmort in Atlanta.

1. my first bicycle was purple.
2. my first dogs name was Rusty.
3. i do out of body levitation.

1. I made a speech in front of a large group of people
2. My dogs grand dam won her breed at Westminster
3. Jack Kevorkian's lawyer bought me a beer
4. I love to bake cookies and cake

OK, I'm going to give you another try.

1 - I was on the Jerry Springer show
2 - I was on Celebrity Appritice
3 - I was on The Daily Show

And by on I mean on camera

1. I paced/raced a car, riding a bicycle.
2. I I have traveled Europe: Germany, Spain, Italy, France, Denmark, and other countries.
3. I I have a patent in computer technology.

What is our prize? What do we win?

1. I've driven my car over 155 MPH.

2. There is a cast figure of me in a museum exhibit.

3. I smoked my first joint at the age of 12.

1. I lost my huge kidney stone while running down Krakatoa Volcano during a sudden eruption.
2. I was in a high-rise elevator in Thailand when the 12/26/04 super-quake hit the area.
3. I'm a closet millionaire.
4. I'm related to Oprah Winfrey.

1. I have a scar from a figure-skating accident.
2. I had my first drink at a party at 15.
3. One of my baby-sitters as a child is now a famous celebrity.

1. I'm a new daddy!
2. I'm a recording artist
3. I'm an avid skydiver

So are you a fan of the NPR show 'Wait Wait don't tell me'?
Well I am going to make this harder for you because I don't play by the rules. Only one of these things is not true

1. I am a beekeeper
2. I have pet snakes
3. I raise worms
4. I have a actual blue tooth
5. I have a 33 year old daughter that I didn't even know about until 3 years ago
6. I ride a tricycle

1. I can recite Hamlet's "To be, or not to be…" soliloquy from memory.
2. I've never broken a bone.
3. I read approximately one book a week.

1.  I know a member of the band Wilco.

2. I speak fluent Spanish.
3. I've hiked to 14,000 feet in elevation.

1. The Bee Gees are one of my favorite groups
2. I love singing along to pop music from the 60s
3. I think the Rolling Stones are over rated

1. I'm deathly allergic to pears.
2. I play the clarinet.
3. I have a life size cutout of Kylo Ren in my living room.

I once drove over 50,000 miles, through 33 U.S. states, in ten months.

I once broke my leg dancing the tango because my partner didn't know how to follow.

I once ritualistically "killed" a couple of hundred people in an open-air ceremony, then we all hugged each other at once.