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Curious - worst break up line you ever heard?
I'll start. "I'm bored with you."

UndeniablyMe 6 Apr 19
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It's not me, it's you!

@Akfishlady It's my favorite break up line ever. ?

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Probably just straight silence. Ghosting is often the worst break up line one could get because until you find that person to learn why they disappeared without a word, it makes you question every single aspect about yourself.

Been there. No closure. Passive/aggressive to the max.

@evestrat I know those feels as well. People never think about how their careless whimsy might affect others, especially when they don't rightly deserve to be ghosted. I'm sorry you experienced that, however.

@Stevil I'd rather know why and have that emotion to burn inside me to kill any sorrow within and replace it with rage than left wondering what it was I did wrong and whether or not this would happen to again with someone new.

@Stevil To each they're own friend.

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"Sometime in the last three days I stopped finding you attractive."
(after 18 years of marriage of telling me I was all he wanted, we had sex several times the week before, and his girlfriend had just left her husband.)

Wow, that's terrible. I'm so sorry 😟

Wow.....humans can really suck. 😟

Whoah! x shit that's grim ! hugs

Thank you all. Fortunately it has worked out for the best. Life is good. <3

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A scrawny little kid I went to high school with told his girlfriend "Kathy, a stallion has got to run"

BD66 Level 8 Apr 19, 2018

Hilarious!

A horse has to shoot his bolt lol.

Gelding that stallion would probably knock him down a couple much needed notches.

And not at all the same, but reminds me of a wedding I went to about 20 years ago. My cousins friend waltzed into the middle of the very formal catholic church ceremony with his long black hair and sunglasses, black jeans, a black leather vest (no shirt) and cowboy boots. At the reception he called me his little palamino and asked if I wanted to jump on into the black stallion (his jacked up black pickup truck) and take a ride. Lol.

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IMO if a person has to invent a break-up line that person was not right in the first place.

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My worst break-up said to me, "You're adorable, but not loveable."

Gohan Level 7 Apr 19, 2018

That's brutal AF!!

@AdorkableMe Indeed.

Fuck that bro! you are lovable lol.. that is rude as hell lol!

Lovable being measured by ... errrrrr .......... hmmmm .... errrrrr... yeh complex that one lol 😉

@Nickbeee Thank you.

@Keyboard-Mama No, no she is not.

@Bierbasstard Oh, it did.

That's so awful to day to someone. You didn't serve that

@Carla78 She showed me who she really is, I was hurt. But the wounds are scarred over. She has released me to find someone worthy of my love.

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It is not you, it's me !   idiots.

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i don't have the same feelings that i once had for you.

Classic line!

translates as, "I'm fucking potty - run like hell".

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Haha Love it,

"I fancy you too much"

"I just suddenly changed my mind"

LMFAO !!

"I fancy you too much?" WTH is with that? "I'm too happy with you, so I'll find a worse choice."?

@vmfreesoul Apparently I was too good lmfao!! I mean after being around her yeh I really was no doubt.. You know though .. I would have gone through hell and back to help her in a non possessive sense as a mate. Some people just in a bubble I think matey and can't get out from my point of view anyway 😮 !! 🙂

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