Curious - worst break up line you ever heard?
I'll start. "I'm bored with you."
My neighbor's HS boyfriend told her he'd just heard Freebird on the fm radio, and he has to be free.
My dog is my soulmate and sheβs dying so I have to spend all my time with her. Edited because I remembered how weird it was.
The worst line I hear and hear all the time is "I can't help it - it is my genetics" (used as an excuse for their depression, alcoholism, obesity, diabetes, ect, ect) Why it is the worst - because it give the sufferer an excuse for doing nothing and just succumding to their fate and diseases.
Not quite breakup line but: βI wonβt go out with you because I donβt want to be laughed at.β