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Curious - worst break up line you ever heard?
I'll start. "I'm bored with you."

UndeniablyMe 6 Apr 19
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"You don't give me what I need".....

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You gotta go, you’re cramping my style.

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My neighbor's HS boyfriend told her he'd just heard Freebird on the fm radio, and he has to be free.

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My dog is my soulmate and she’s dying so I have to spend all my time with her. Edited because I remembered how weird it was.

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The worst line I hear and hear all the time is "I can't help it - it is my genetics" (used as an excuse for their depression, alcoholism, obesity, diabetes, ect, ect) Why it is the worst - because it give the sufferer an excuse for doing nothing and just succumding to their fate and diseases.

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"I love you, but I'm not in love with you" My translation of that is I'm a selfish and immature asshole and I have no idea what the f*** love is anyway.

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Not quite breakup line but: β€œI won’t go out with you because I don’t want to be laughed at.”

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"I'm not breaking up with you, I'm setting you free." πŸ™„

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That all-time winner: "We can still be friends".

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