Tricking god to get a little nookie.
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Way back when I was growing up in the Mormon church the girls just did oral sex, as that kept their hymens in tact.
snytiger6
Level 9
Sep 27, 2021
4
i think its a wonderful attempt at letting it at least get in but
its highly improbable that this soak could ever work because
no man anywhere and anytime has the sheer discipline to accomplish a soak
unless the noodle is limp of course
HeAdAkE
Level 6
Sep 27, 2021
1
I'm sure once penetration has occurred they figure a way to justify "some" moving to get the proper results.
@redbai Maybe he pulls out and then changes his mind and moves back in and then changes his mind.....HEY...it could work!
@LucyLoohoo Amazing how creative the mind gets when nookie is involved. I remember explaining to a young lady once how god would not have given us the ability to have sexual pleasure before marriage if he didn't want us to. Especially given that he obviously has the power to make sex unpleasant unless we were married. It was total BS given that I was a 19 yr old atheist at the time just trying to get into a young Christian lady's pants, but imagine my surprise when it worked.
@redbai Nothing as creative as a stiff penis? 
@LucyLoohoo absolutely nothing or as all consuming. Satiscticly wars start when there are more men of young age then women. Something about testosterone imbalance.
You do realise that sexual penetration without movement is ingrained in thousand-year-old, traditional Indian sexual practice?
Try trawling the internet for Tantric sex.
Petter
Level 9
Sep 27, 2021
3
Very True! The woman can use her vagina muscles to massage the penis. Neither partner moves after initial penetration.
Yeah. That's what they're really doing. Practicing a 1k year old indian tradition. 
@redbai I know someone who insisted we try this. We were both laughing so hard that the mood was broken.
@LucyLoohoo That's my sort of girl - able to see the fun and funny side of sex.
@Petter OF COURSE it's funny! Imagine someone from another planet watching us?????
Apparently it's not "tantric sex".
@LucyLoohoo Was there a third person involved?
@redbai, @LucyLoohoo I'd be so convulsed with laughter that I would be unable even to press the shutter and take a photo of the watching alien.
I knew a Mormon woman who passed away in 2008. She was probably born around 1920. She wrote her life memoir and showed it to me in 2007/2008. Evidently almost all the Mormon girls were having sex in high school in the late 1930's.
BD66
Level 8
Sep 27, 2021
5
Still do.
They use "honey traps" to attract non Mormon males. Best looking Mormon girl sleeps with new kid, then sets him up with one of her friends.
Give me some more, Man
BD66:
@TheoryNumber3 There was lesbian action going on among the Mormon girls who were going on mission, but I don't remember the details. How's that?
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