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What would you order for your last meal? I just read this article on what some death row inmates ordered for their last meals and it was so boring for the most part.
If it were my last meal it would be 2 dozen Fanny Bay Oysters on the half shell, a dozen jumbo Tiger Prawns, a 1 lb Nova Scotia Lobster, Chateaubriand, scalloped potatoes au gratin, asparagus with Hollandaise sauce and for dessert I think that Zabaglione and a half dozen Belgian Chocolate Truffles.
What would you want if it was your last meal?
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SnowyOwl 8 Nov 28
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I am pretty sure my anxiety would be so over the top l would have no appetite.

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Thanks for asking. My last meal menu will be similar to Jesus last supper.

Dinner for 13? 😉

@SnowyOwl , maybe. Bread and wine because I'm allergic to them.

@Cecilia2018 cheat them out of the sick pleasure of watching you fry by dying from allergic reaction, clever. 😉

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id want a spicy crab roll n a spicy salmon roll n a Donair and a Gyro and some nibs and a dark roast coffee regular milk and mochi to end it all

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Pretty much the same Except NO Oysters!!! (Long story)
And the potatoes, meh.......and Wagyu beef, and a much bigger lobster! And Panna cotta with berries instead of those desserts.......
But other than that, the same, especially the asparagus with Hollandaise

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Something non-fattening, I’m trying to lose weight.

never drink your calories, write that down!

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Whole Beef Wellington,asparagus,morels,4 frenched lamb chops, raw baby okra,,home grown tomatoes, watermelon,mini croissants (12) blueberries with real whipped cream, a whole lemon pie all serve buffet style so I could give most of it to the homeless.

This is obviously a summer menu so I hope I can get them to wait until the appropriate season.

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Sounds like when they hit the switch on you, you’re gonna shit yourself for sure!?! 👀

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Mosquito knees barbeque ice cream and Dodo eggs

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If I'm in jail about to be executed, no contest, pussy!

That gets the cake 😂😂😂😂😂😂🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🎺🎺🎺

With Heinz ketchup I assume?!? 🤨

@Buck no, just plain.

I had you for one of those Heinz kinda guys, my bad....😶

@Pralina1 Gets the pie too....🤨

I’m with SnowyOwl on this one, I like a bit of hollandaise on mine!!?!😋

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Not entirely sure, but it would probably include pufferfish sashimi. So what if they slip with the knife just a little, not like it will make a difference.

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If the prison cook prepares the last meal, I think I'll just stay out of trouble and spend my legal defense funds on some nice dinners out.

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I have heard that some people have ordered a lavish last meal, and then asked that it be given to homeless people on the street outside. It think that fish and chips would be most suitable and nourishing for eating on the street.

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Assuming it is death by lethal injection then I would order whatever foods produce the most gas. Departing this world leaving those there present enshrouded in a cloud of stink.

That’s what I’m about!!! Shit yourself mate!!!☺️

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Something that causes extreme diarrhea? So, McDonald's it is...

KFC makes some runny shit!

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I doubt I would have an appetite.

skado Level 9 Nov 29, 2021

True

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I have never came far enough to even be asking myself that question. It has never before entered my mind.

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That lot would certainly make the rope drop more certain if the door released.

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The brains and the heart of the judge that decided my death ? Medium rare .
And coffee .

Coffee? Nah...CHAMPAGNE! 🙂

True to form as always but perhaps there were other reasons than being caught? Surely you are too clever to be caught if you were motivated to commit a capital offense?

The year b4 covid started I took care briefly of a 9 yr old that was raped by uncle and brought to ED half dead .
I can assure u . My morality does not exclude murder of pedophiles 🙄.

@LucyLoohoo I missed u !!!😂😂😂😂😂🦇🦇🦇🦇

@Pralina1 Fair enough but I suspect you could pull it off without getting caught.

@SnowyOwl Pralina! (Missed you, too!) Let's start a group....we can avenge molested kids...they'll make films about us! Call it..."A true friend will help you hide the body!"

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Peking Duck, because it takes an extra day to prepare.

Genius but they do take your order well in advance.

@SnowyOwl I'll remember that if it ever becomes an issue for me.

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