It didn't take long at all.
Just summoned by Evangeloon to the dividing fence, he was obviously in some pain, sweating profusely, deeply furrowed brow, the whole lot.
"I think I've broken the bone in my dick." he tells me.
Trying extremely hard to stifle the intense need to burst out in raucous laughter I replied, " How do you know that, how did it happen, why did it happen?"
"I was using a long steel crowbar to try to lever up some tree roots, I stood over the top of the bar to get get better force on it and the roots and I slipped, it got me in the groin and my dick is swelling up but only in the middle where the bar hit, nowhere else, I broken my dick bone, want to have a look and tel me what you think?"
Needless to say I rapidly DECLINED examining the injured area and instead advised him to attend the A E Department of the local hospital a.s.a.p. which, going by the fact that he has just departed in his vehicle he actually took my advice.
I do NOT know where or how he came by the idea/concept that human males have a bone in their penis, there is NO penile bone in humans, the penis is COMPLETELY made up of flesh and a bit of gristle, fatty tissues, the Urethra and a core similar to a very dense sponge like fleshy material that swells and hardens when filled with blood to create an Erection necessary for Sexual Penetration during Intercourse.
Though of course, there are the so-called " Biblical Scholars who will adamantly state that God created Adam with a bone in his penis and that when creating Eve God removed that bone from Adam, thus leaving humans bereft of the Penile Bone.
I wonder, IF the Bible Scholars realize that with their erroneous statement they are saying that Women are nothing more than bits of dicks?