Pea-brain arrived home about 40 minutes ago, knocked upon MY door to inform me of the entire events of his latest episode and what he can and cannot do for at least 10 to 14 days, not that I care in the least btw.
However, by STRICT Doctor's Orders he MUST refrain from any Heavy Lifting, Sexual Activity, including self-gratification activities, soak in a cold bath, preferably a mix of ice and cold water, twice every day without fail, apply an ointment to the damage body part every 6 hours and report back to A&E in 3 days time for further assessment.
Again I most vehemently REFUSED to see the injured body part but had to listen to his description of it, i.e.still extremely swollen, badly bruised, very, very painful, turning from a deep red colour to a darker red-brown-blackish colour, it is very difficult to walk and painful to touch and he does not think that he should taking the analgesic tablets and anti-inflammatory medications because using them might go against the teachings of Jesus.
I did offer a little of my advice gained from a slightly similar 'accident' back in mid 20's when the towing hitch of a trailer that I was doing some welding on rolled forwards and got me in the family jewels, my advice was, Bugger Jesus, take the medicines because the pain will NOT go away by itself.
He obviously has some very strong feelings for you! Your disdain and coolness just turn him on more. 🧊 Any sign of sympathy or understanding just gives him hope! Kind heartedness is just in your nature, and he has no concept of how that works, because the devout don’t do anything without thinking it will be rewarded by their god somehow. But we love the stories, so keep up the good work!