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So, about 5 minutes ago Evangelidiot stumbles through my front gate looking something a herd of feral cats spent the night toying with, covered in dust, dirt, scratches,etc, and tells me that he decided yesterday to "spend the afternoon and night as far out in the bushland as possible contemplating."
Only PROBLEM is that BEFORE he went on his "walk-about" driving a car of course, he forgot to fill the fuel tank up and ran out fuel sometime after driving around while TRYING to find his way back to the main road leading back to town.
His BIG question/request was, " Could you get your car and some fuel and drive me back out to get my car."
2 main problems there,
a) I have no car or motor vehicle of any kind shape or form, and,
b) when asked the location where he left his own vehicle, his response was, " I'm not sure, I just picked a dirt track the other side of the second creek crossing north of here, it lead off the main road and on into the bush so I followed until I found a nice spot with some trees for shade."
Stone the crows, that very vague description could point to and mean ANYWHERE within an approx. 180 degrees arc from North-East to North-West from my house and an area ranging in size of who knows how bloody big and virtually empty.
He left to go, shower, change clothes, get some water in bottles and ask, more likely BEG, what very FEW actual friends he has around here to help him to locate his vehicle.
If you were to ask me, he was bloody lucky that the temp. went down to about 17 Celsius o/night and has ONLY just reached the 30 degrees Celsius mark now PLUS there would still be some water-holes out there in the bush with drinkable, but NOT really tasty water still left in them.
Just did a quick scan through my maps of this area as well, my very ROUGH guess is that he MAY have ended up at place known locally Salt-water Creek about 37 miles North by North West of here in area locally known as Stone Horse Gully due to its somewhat striking rock out-crop that when viewed at around sunset/sunrise looks like a huge Stone Horse .

Triphid 9 Feb 26
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With a friend like that...You will always have a story to tell. The entertainment alone is worth the friendship. 🙂

Betty Level 8 Feb 28, 2022

OH PLEASE be kind to me, he is as from being a friend to me as the Earth is from the centre of the Universe.

@Triphid I stand corrected and will change "friend" to acquaintance. I still think the "relationship" is worth the entertainment. I will await the next installment. 😉

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I needed the giggle reading this. They really are something else.

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Also given your recent medical event I doubt that driving a car in the bush is high up on the list of recommended activities.
I would imagine it is on the list of What the hell are you thinking?

He is a danger to himself and others.

Even though I quit driving back in 2005 after one massive panic attack hit whilst driving, I still retain my Car and Motorcycle Licenses because I know that, before this minor stroke hit, I could still and have done so driven a car in an emergency situation or 2 when necessary and needed.
But for me to drive him out to find his car, he has 2 distinct chances, i.e. Buckley's and Bugger All.

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Just when a person thinks he couldn't possibly be any more idiotic, & totally stupid, he proves us wrong again!

In 110% agreement there.
I wonder IF there's a way to EXPORT him Russia?

@Triphid I'd gladly help him on his way if I could!!!

@Lilac-JadeCanada Me too and at least half our neighbour hoods as well I'd guess.

@Triphid For sure.

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Will he learn from the stupidity of his actions? Of course not, and it was exceedingly stupid of me to ask that question in the first place.

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I guess he figures god got him back home! Rather than blind, stupid luck.

Not exactly since an old friends owns the Grazing Property has spent the night and "lost" his vehicle on.
Since the Religiotard ALSO left his Wallet, registration papers and a bag full of household accounts ( bills) behind in the vehicle, Marko has decided to ring Religiotard up. tell him that his vehicles is safe and sound BUT will REMAIN on HIS Property under lock and key until the Parking and Storage fees of $135 per day are paid in full by CASH and in person.
And, according to Marko, his renting stay must have commenced, without permission, somewhere around the hours of between 2 and 5 pm yesterday (Saturday) so he now owes $132 and still climbing because Marko has now gone around ALL gates on his property and securely locked for tonight and ONLY the gate that leads direct to his House and the Equipment Sheds will, as always, remain unlocked at night from now on.

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You should write a book!!

Have thought it over many many times but the ONLY title I can come up is, " The Adventures of a Complete and Utter Arse-hole."

@triphid evangeloon..... Perfect title!

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