Finally a win for me at last.
Yesterday, Friday here btw, started off well and got better and better, firstly the guys from the Aged, etc, Care and Garden Maintenance arrived and they got stuck in BIG time, gave my over-grown jungle of a lawn a HUGE hair cut, then cleared away the rest of the overgrowth, worked from 9.30 am until approx. 2.00 pm ( but had to verbally twist their arms to get them to stop twice for a Coffee Break ( supplied by me of course) and a lunch ( commonly known to Aussie workers as Crib) break, again made and supplied by me and whilst they were working in the rear and side areas of the property I got stuck in, re-measure, trimmed and re-shaped my front entranceway gate so that it now fits neatly into the gateway, opens and closes like a dream, and to cap it off, I have even re-painted its road facing exterior a glossy enamel black and today or tomorrow I' ll do something daring and paint the house facing side a different colour just for fun.
Then, around 3.30 pm, Evangelidiot drives past, stops his vehicle and ACTUALLY asks PERMISSION to enter on to my property as he " has something very pressing and important to get off of his chest."
I know I shouldn't have BUT my sense of humour broke free and I inquired, jokingly of course,if he'd been doing something stupid like taking Female Hormones that he may found discarded at the local Rubbish , an all too common practice of his btw, i.e. finding discarded packets of vitamins, etc, etc, and then using them on himself.
He replied by simply stating, and I reckon I darned near had multiple heart attacks upon hearing it btw, " I am extremely sorry for being such an annoying, trouble-making. pig-headed pest of a person and neighbour and for making a report to the police yesterday and stating under oath that you have been throwing eggs and other disgusting things like used female sanitary napkins, etc, in to my front yard, into my vehicle and on to my front veranda, please accept my apology and I shall do anything I possibly can and am able to make up for any and all troubles I may have caused you, I intend to go and do the same thing with all the neighbours in this block as well."
Well, you could have knocked me arse over tit with a canary feather for both hearing that and actually seeing the TEARS running freely down his face as he was KNEELING before me and making this apology.
I'm still wondering even this morning IF there was a meteor shower than occurred in and around the "Hill yesterday and he got hit on the head by of the meteors.