The old adage of "A Fool and his being soon parted: most definitely rings true now.
Just looked out of my lounge-room window and what doI see passing slowly, as if searching for an address, but the local branch of the Royal Automobile Association Emergency Repair, Towing and Rescue vehicle.
Curious, I looked out of my front door and listened quietly as the R.A.A. Mechanic was being greeted by Evangelidiot and being told the sad story of how he lost a customers and is still owed $100.00 by that customer because he could not get to her house and complete the task because of his tiredness and him locking the car keys in his vehicle last night, etc, etc.
The Mechanic took a quick walk around the vehicle, stopped and opened the PASSENGER side door by merely OPERATING the door handle, then stopped, pulled out his pen and Billing book, wrote out the Bill for his visit, handed it to
Evangelidiot, smiled and walked back to his own vehicle.
For what seemed like an eternity, but was about 3 minutes, Evangelidiot shouted, ranted, raved, etc, etc, and SCREAMED that he was being PERSECUTED because he had been given a Bill in the amount of $250.00 for a " Call Out" by a Mechanic who did nothing but OPEN the unlocked door on the passenger's side of his vehicle.
Btw, the Fee of $250.00 is the STANDARD Call out Fee charged to Non-Members of the Royal Automobile Association and Evangeloon refuses to join the R.A.A. because, in his 'educated' mind (LOL) opinion the R.A.A. is a branch of the Freemasons.