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It seems our Christfool Adversaries are adding a newer complaint to their ever growing list.
Oh,and as a footnote, PLEASE do try NOT to pee your pants laugh at this IF you can that is... LOL.

Triphid 9 Apr 13
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AFAIK, Austrailia sits west from a region of ocean used for satellite re-entry. Thus, residents periodically report UFO's that are later identified as space trash burning up on it's way in. That may have something to do with this new idiocy. What happened to jewish space lasers?

Geez Louise, when was the LAST time you ever LOOKED at a MAP of the World AND ACTUALLY managed to understand what you were looking at?
N.A.S.A. Space craft NORMALLY land in the Northern Pacific or North-Central Atlantic oceans and as close as possible to the U.S. mainland.
Don't get me wrong here BUT I get the distinct impression that you may well have been partaking of a few too many " racoon" farts and sniffing them as well.

@Triphid Don't most satellites burn up when they fall to earth?

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@Betty That is mostly dependant upon the size, etc, of each satellite as far as I know.
Though even with the smaller ones some pieces do make it to the ground at times.

Oh and btw, we do NOT have as many and so numerous UFO-nuts as they do over your way.
See Roswell for example.

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Oh right, sure, uh huh.

Desperation breeds stupidity. lol

@Betty Yup.

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So now do we need to put guards around rocket launches?

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What happened with "God is everywhere", and "God is all powerful"? What? They don't think their god could handle a few satellites?
Well....Their god is getting old, maybe he's too frail to do his own dirty work. lol

Betty Level 8 Apr 13, 2022

My first thoughts exactly.

@JackPedigo Mine too.

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Now I've fucking heard everything, if genuine. They're so dumb, anything is possible. I guess they don't get the difference between the physical and the 'spiritual' world, though they invented it in their minds.

Reminds me of that story about nuns wearing underwear while bathing, so as not to offend God with their nakedness. God can see through clouds and walls but underwear was beyond his powers, apparently, like satellites.

Never stopped the Priest from getting a bit of Nun but poor old Sky Daddy and Son always missed out and have to settle for being voyeurs instead.

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No... this is parody. It has to be.

The little picture in the bottom right kind of makes me think so.

@Barnie2years But can you be 100% certain that it is a joke?

@Triphid I can’t be 100% sure of anything. Which is why I said “makes me think so.”

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About as believable as most of their crackpot beliefs and theories!

So do you NOT remember the hue and cry when John Glenn and his orbits of the Earth occurred then?
The Christfools were screaming like stuck pigs then that Sky Daddy would send down his Angels to exact HIS revenge upon humans for invading HIS Domain.

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Laugh or cry. I hadn't heard of these guys yet. To the wackos, this sounds like it could easily be believed.
Of course there is "Birds Aren't Real" which is a satirical group that occasionally shows up at q events. Birds are now extinct after much government killing and have been replaced with look alike drones to spy on everyone.

The wackier the idea the more likely it will be be believed by some it would appear!

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