Well, we were "ejected" from the Church almost as soon as we crossed the threshold yesterday evening.
Perhaps it was because my same sex friends decided to go as Brides and requested that they renew their vows (LOL), or, because we had a change of "wardrobe" for a certain non-LGBTQI member of the and he went decked out as Good Old J. C. himself, complete with a wig, theatrical make- whip marks, simulated nail , etc, etc, and rattling a bag containing half a dozen old and rusty nails that were orginally used as spikes ( approx. 5 inches long) in the local mines to fix lengths of timber framings to keep the rock-faces in place.
Plus the numerous and very varied other costume outfits worn by our person strong "congregation" which included a pair of " Mary's " expressing their deep affection for each by embracing, holding hands and kissing very romantically as they felt the need/urge.
Oh, and a Gay couple who came attired as Roman Soldiers as well and improtually sang the song " IF I had a Hammer" in perfect harmony.
No sense of humour or fun these poor, deprived Christfools, so having been given the "Royal Order of the Boot" and told to leave or the Police would called, shock of shocks, stepped of the , females of course, dressed as Police Officers and joyfully waving their REAL Police Credentials.
To save the Pastor/Priest or what ever the dopey looking Dweeb chooses to call himself from having a hissy fit, we departed the scene and got ready for the " party of parties" at the next venue, my place with its soon to arrive Hymn and Psalm singing mob of Jesus sheeple.
The "party" was intended to be held within the boundaries of my property began in earnest with a great and varied choice of music playing and, I estimated, about 70-80% of the neighborhood actually asking, very nicely, whilst carrying "offerings" as well ( legal ones btw) if they could join the party.
Musical tastes varied but the main theme was very much ANYTHING and EVERYTHING that could counteract/disrupt the religious garbage from the house next door to mine from further polluting the atmosphere.
Of course there was plenty of ABBA played, both albums by Meatloaf, especially the likes of " Bat out of Hell," that got requested repeatedly, some Black Sabbath, Slade and almost countless other groups and solo singers as well.
At approx. 7.30-7.40 p.m. the Police arrived as they had been called by the Evangelfool and crowd because, quote, "We were disturbing the Peace and Quiet of their Evening of Celebration of the Death and Resurrection of the Lord Jesus."
One Officer ventured in to the Hymn singers and informed them that "our party was behaving quite within the Law and they could and would do NOTHING because the noise limits were not being broken and that there were no DRUGS or unseemly activities, etc, going on, the was NO open and easily spreadable fire burning at our party as there was at the Psalm singer party ( they were ORDERED to extinguish their rather large fire btw, and because there were children on the premises the Hosts and Attendees should have had more sense that to allow the consumption of alcoholic beverages at the gathering and that a mobile RBT unit WILL touring past this premise at very regular intervals and SHALL be Breath Testing Party Goers as they depart."
Without being asked or it even being mentioned the 2 Police Officers then asked could they avail themselves of either a cup of Coffee or something cold to drink and sit for a while and enjoy the company and music.
I guess it was mainly due to there being 2 of their Workmates in attendance already perhaps.