Makes no sense

Jesus is probably wanting Jeffery Dahmer's recipes. In their storybook, Jesus talked about wanting people to eat him.

Although, that could be a sexual thing.

Imagine being on your knees, singing the praises of a maniacal deity for eternity (granted there would be dogs because all dogs go to heaven but all dogs also like to sniff your crotch and hump your leg, especially if you are on your knees singing praises to the lord) and then consider how fortunate Carl Sagan is to be living in a theoretical Hell.

I don't think many of us are accepting of it.