Ok. I'll bite.
Where is this church? Surely(Shirley?) it's not the The Onion Photoshop Design Company.
It reminds me of a memory of an engineering client of mine back in the 90s.
They paid a consulting company a fair bit of money for a new logo -- but they didn't realize that at the time it was fashionable in some circles to put sexual innuendo in graphic images.
The new logo lasted exactly as long as it took for a woman to see it. Ha, ha.
They ended up writing off the money they'd paid.
Interestingly. Apparently none of the men in in their male dominated company noticed the problem until it was pointed out to them. Ha, ha, again.
But once you saw it, you couldn't unsee it.