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A man calls Pizza hut to order a pizza...
CALLER: Is this Pizza Hut?
GOOGLE: No sir, it's Google Pizza.
CALLER: I must have dialed a wrong number, sorry.
GOOGLE: No sir, Google bought Pizza Hut last month.
CALLER: OK. I would like to order a pizza.
GOOGLE: Do you want your usual, sir?
CALLER: My usual? You know me?
GOOGLE: According to our caller ID data sheet, the last 12 times you called you ordered an extra-large pizza with three cheeses, sausage, pepperoni, mushrooms and meatballs on a thick crust.
CALLER: Super! That’s what I’ll have.
GOOGLE: May I suggest that this time you order a pizza with ricotta, arugula, sun-dried tomatoes and olives on a whole wheat gluten-free thin crust?
CALLER: What? I don’t want a vegetarian pizza!
GOOGLE: Your cholesterol is not good, sir.
CALLER: How do you know that?
GOOGLE: Well, we cross-referenced your home phone number with your medical records. We have the result of your blood tests for the last 7 years.
CALLER: Okay, but I do not want your rotten vegetarian pizza! I already take medication for my cholesterol.
GOOGLE: Excuse me sir, but you have not taken your medication regularly. According to our database, you purchased only a box of 30 cholesterol tablets once at Lloyds Pharmacy, 4 months ago.
CALLER: I bought more from another Pharmacy.
GOOGLE: That doesn’t show on your credit card statement.
CALLER: I paid in cash.
GOOGLE: But you did not withdraw enough cash according to your bank statement.
CALLER: I have other sources of cash.
GOOGLE: That doesn’t show on your latest tax returns unless you bought them using an undeclared income source, which is against the law!
CALLER: WHAT THE !!!
GOOGLE: I'm sorry sir, we use such information only with the sole intention of helping you.
CALLER: Enough already! I'm sick to death of Google, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp and all the others. I'm going to an island without the internet, TV, where there is no phone service and no one to watch me or spy on me.
GOOGLE: I understand sir, but you need to renew your passport first. It expired 6 weeks ago...

TheoryNumber3 8 Aug 6
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"Nobody out pizzas the Hut". Except that they filed for bankruptcy. Evidently somebody did out pizza the Hut..

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HIPAA keeps the snoops out of some of your medical information. Lots more is wide open, though.

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On a more realistic note, we have a pizza place here whose products are far and away better than any other pizza place I know about. It's Mellow Mushroom. I think it might be a chain, but DAMN they're good. And worth driving 10 miles to get.

I was not at all impressed with Mellow Mushroom. Paid for the larger pizza, but it was the same size as the smaller one. What's that all about? Also their crust is all whole wheat? Come on...

@ChestRockfield I'm no gourmet, but I really like it. I've had it 1/2 dozen times.

@mischl I wish you could taste the Serious Pepperoni from Pizza BOGO.

@ChestRockfield Sounds interesting. But I have no idea where it is.

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I'll be 60 next month. Unfortunately this kind of thing will be possible in my lifetime.

Still, it is funny and entertaining.

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Scary prediction of our future.

Betty Level 8 Aug 6, 2022
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almost visionary

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This is precisely why I never order from Pizza Hut….helloooooo!?!!🤷🏻♂️

This is why I love my local pizza slut. The manager brings a large, and I pay for two beers for his wife.

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Thank you, #3. For me, this is the best humor of the week. (from a fellow OvoLactoPescatarian)

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Like already said in other comments, it's not too far off from what's coming... unfortunately. Funny though.

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It's funny because its gonna be true

It's funny ha, ha sad.

@Betty Laugh or else you'll scream

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Unfortunately that is what it's coming to...smfh

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Perfect

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