Jesus and Grandma masterbating from the clouds.? Too much ìncest in the Bible, worse than porn. Certainly Jesus loves himself, too much.
There is nothing in the bible saying you can't masturbate.
You need to check out Deuteronmy, or is it Leviticus, about "Spilling Seed" on the ground..
I am SO single minded. I thought the headline said, "Overcoming Religious Quilt." I looked at the dragon quilt I am making and thought, I got over that a long time ago.
I got over religious guilt, too.
The religious dogma exist to make people feel guilty for who they are or what they feel against the imposed standards in which the church sets forth to control the population and bilk them out of their money and freedoms.
Haha, I can remember being younger and wondering if my grandad could be looking down at me at those moments
My grandfather would be trying to tell you how you could do it better. He was helpful that way, and yes, totally had no boundaries.
@antman I have no idea, not being male. However, I've seen some gadgets in the adult stores that made me wonder if Rosie Palmer and her 5 daughters weren't enough.
We had new words to the song "nuts in May":-
I took her gathering nuts in May
Nuts in May, nuts in May,
Down by the old mill str...e...e...eam
Instead of gathering nuts in May,
I put her in the family way,
Down by the old stream....
"No, no, no
You can't have it tonight
Because the moon is shining bright,
Shining in the sky, high, high high.
Somebody is watching us,
Watching you and I..."
"So let's go round the corner
And have it on the sly"